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THE FINAL BROADCAST
STALL WARNING
July 10, 2013 10:00pm
Hello, this is your captain speaking. Who did you expect, Hellen Keller? That would be nuts, she couldn't even read the airspeed indicator. Anyway... we're cruising right now at, oh, let's see, 30 feet above beautiful America's Cup Product Placement Bay, just flew passed the outer marker and under the San Mateo Bridge. We here in the NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND cockpit, Captain Karen Carpenter, First Officer Sherilyn Connelly and Purser Bob-Marc Roper, all ex-military fundamentalist Republicans, know you have a choice in airlines, except when you visit your mom in North Dakota. Today however, we are happy to have another on-time arrival at San Francisco so all you disgusting degenerates can pursue your alternative lifestyles and die soon of the gayest of sins. This will be the FINAL BROADCAST before landing so please remain seated and stop screaming. I'm going to press this bright red button now. Wheeeeeeee!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Please enjoy the inflight entertainment

Chatroom History
July 10, 2013 10:00pm - 3:30am

vj pussycat: I'm busy (10:17pm)
Dr. Penny: They ate up his resignation (10:19pm)
Aslan: -"-!:))/ (10:23pm)
Aslan: Red (10:31pm)
Aslan: Red lamp. What color is it? (10:32pm)
Aslan: I'm painting my room light blue :) (10:33pm)
TAFKACB: Blaaarrrggghhh!!!! (10:48pm)
my room is pink: hang up that phone (11:01pm)
TAFKACB: no (11:11pm)
sparklesparkle: I KNEW I was buying a prject! (11:40pm)
sparklesparkle: I was lookng for something in better shape, but the boat was so cute. (11:41pm)
Aslan: I recently moved into a flat on Valencia @ 21st. and can't get the fm signal. (11:48pm)

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