April 9, 2014 10:00pm


Nose Hair Lint Gland
When Ron Howard steals Sherilyn's 1999 Saturn, high-speed hijinks ensue! Ron Howard's funnier and faster, he's a high-speed disaster!

Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly (along with pit crew KrOB, Puzzling Evidence, and the Real Don Steele) are in hot pursuit on FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND! See 93 cars destroyed in the most incredible chase ever filmed: Rolls Royce, Cadillac, Lincoln, Mercedes, Porsche, and 43 Screaming Street Machines! It slams you on a full-throttle ride you'll never forget!

It's a love story with cars. Also, it's a comedy...with car crashes. Ron wrestles his red-hot Rolls onto two wheels into a spectacular chickie-run with a whirlybird! You've never seen such goings-on!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Having popped the clutch, we would now like to kindly ask the world to eat our dust.

Chatroom History
April 9, 2014 10:00pm - 4:30am

Serial tipper: They took the tip home. (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Oh, good, I didn't miss contractor talk. (10:47pm)
Alan B.: Grab your punch-down tool and tug. (10:48pm)
Floyd: Boring, the only Secret Service agent to kill while on duy (10:50pm)
Alan B.: Video: How to Punch Down Cat5e/Cat6 (10:51pm)
Banjo: the only American instrument (10:52pm)
Alan B.: Comics: The only American art form (10:52pm)
No: Not even... (10:53pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Dr. Hal!! (10:53pm)
Positivland : Car Bomb (10:53pm)
Dr. Penny: Car 54 tipped over (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Rodolphe Topffer (10:54pm)
Fenster: ,I'm; You're Dickens (10:54pm)
Alan B.: He'll never make it. (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Yeah!!!! (10:55pm)
Yawp: T, Mr. (10:55pm)
Alan B.: The NARD is silent. (10:55pm)
Alan B.: as Puzzling Evidence. (10:55pm)
Yawp: National AirBorne Radio Department (10:56pm)
Dr. Penny: Alanling Bvidence (10:57pm)
Alan B.: P'zl'g Ev'd'nce (10:57pm)
Alan B.: Mister Mxyzptlk: (10:58pm)
Dr. Penny: And then Puzzling Evidence found out that the three channels were a conspiracy. (10:58pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Dr. Penny! (10:58pm)
Dr. Penny: Hi Alan B.! (10:58pm)
Alan B.: Everyone in CHI-cuh-go is a dumbass who pronouncess it Chi-CAW-go. Including me. (10:59pm)
Alan B.: FUCKS COUNTY (10:59pm)
Alan B.: I'm a Bohunk! Sound off with your prejorative ethnic slang! (11:00pm)
Alan B.: David Mxyzptlk (11:01pm)
Alan B.: The SubGenius have only managed to kill "Bob." You have to kill more people than that to get a cool HQ. (11:02pm)
Dr. Penny: The rhythmic Mxyzptlk (11:03pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Fiasco shall peppie up the show. (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Has Wrong Rapido been harmed? (11:05pm)
Alan B.: You have to ram it in the Large Hadron Collector. (11:06pm)
Alan B.: Or is it Collider? And isn't that sub-atomic particle illegal? (11:06pm)
Sesame Street alien: mitosis (11:06pm)
Dr. Penny: It's being legalized everywhere. (11:07pm)
Dr. Penny: if not already, like cali and colerado (11:08pm)
Alan B.: The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Riff Raff - Hello (11:08pm)
Alan B.: Behind the Corn Curtain, we have to lie about it bein' our med'cin. (11:09pm)
Alan B.: STOP HURTING JUAN! (11:09pm)
Alan B.: Oh, Sherilyn, I do feel badly for you. :( (11:10pm)
Alan B.: "Well, this is definately Lower Wacker Drive!" (11:11pm)
Sherilyn: Thank you, Alan. I appreciate it. (11:11pm)
Alan B.: Get Hal to tell the Arizona toad hunt/squeezin' story again. (11:13pm)
Alan B.: That's a crime, if you don't buy your fishing license. (11:14pm)
Alan B.: I appreciate Dr. Hal mentioning that my question has been received. (11:15pm)
Alan B.: I LOVE COMIC BOOKS! (11:16pm)
Dr. Penny: Me too! (11:16pm)
Dr. Penny: I am so loving the latest Ms. Marvel series. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: Karen Carpenter should read this comix: Mickey Mouse Meets the Air Pirates Funnies (11:18pm)
Alan B.: I will seek that out on your say-so, Dr. Penny. (11:18pm)
Alan B.: I like Love and Rockets, R. Crumb. (11:18pm)
Dr. Penny: Ooooh, Rocket Raccon is so great in the Guardians of the Galaxy title. I've not been impressed by the movie trailers that are out, though. (11:20pm)
Alan B.: I hope it isn't another Howard the Duck (11:22pm)
Alan B.: Keep fuckin' that chicken. (11:23pm)
Alan B.: Can't beat The World According to Garp for an epic car accident. (11:24pm)
Alan B.: Are you guys DJ Quackenbush yet? (11:25pm)
Dr. Penny: Ducking and weaving all around the wild west. (11:26pm)
Alan B.: Unafraid of Spoken Word (11:27pm)
Dr. Penny: Spoken, on the radio. (11:29pm)
Quake of The Bush: Joke Not about The Air Wavs You are without... (11:30pm)
Quake of The Bush: Holy Radio, BatMan...what is that show? (11:30pm)
Alan B.: Dawn comes up like thunder (11:33pm)
Dr. Penny: Karen tripped and couldn't get up. (11:33pm)
Alan B.: Let me tell you about the very rich. (11:35pm)
Alan B.: They are (11:35pm)
Alan B.: different (11:36pm)
Alan B.: from you and me. (11:36pm)
Quake of The Bush: Always havee been, always will be (11:36pm)
Alan B.: They possess and enjoy early, (11:36pm)
Alan B.: and it does something to them, (11:36pm)
Quake of The Bush: as we should, also (11:36pm)
Alan B.: makes them soft (11:36pm)
Logout: of the Ewhole eThing (11:36pm)
Alan B.: where we are hard, (11:36pm)
Alan B.: and cynical (11:37pm)
Alan B.: where we are trustful, (11:37pm)
Alan B.: in away that, (11:37pm)
Alan B.: unless you are born rich, (11:37pm)
Alan B.: it is very difficult to understand. (11:37pm)
Alan B.: They think, deep in their hearts, (11:37pm)
Alan B.: that they are better than we are (11:37pm)
Alan B.: because we had to discover the conpensations and refuges of life for ourselves. (11:38pm)
Dr. Penny: Hellooooo Nurse!!!!!!!!!!! (11:38pm)
Alan B.: Jodorowsky's Dune screenings: (11:39pm)
Alan B.: MAPLE THEATER BLOOMFIELD HILLS MI 04/18/2014 (11:41pm)
Dr. Penny: What if it's in somewhere like Lake Tahoe? 30 minutes may not be eoungh. (11:42pm)
Alan B.: Karen Carpenter's back yard is full of dead campaign workers. (11:46pm)
Dr. Penny: Aunt Bertha vs. the Puzzling Evidence Werewolf. (11:47pm)
Alan B.: Karen Carpenter's back yard is full of guys who wouldn't look at his screen. (11:47pm)
Alan B.: I' (11:48pm)
Alan B.: I'll put $20 on Aunt Bertha. (11:48pm)
Aunt Bertha: Thank you, young wolf. (11:49pm)
Alan B.: Tin foil codpieces (11:49pm)
Dr. Penny: They didn't move as the BSG flighters flew in. (11:49pm)
Alan B.: Tin foil, also spelled tinfoil, is a thin foil made of tin. Actual tin foil was superseded by cheaper and more durable[citation needed] aluminium foil after World War II, although aluminium foil is still referred to as "tin foil" in many regions. (See also tin can.) (11:50pm)
Alan B.: (11:50pm)
Alan B.: Tin foil is stiffer than aluminium foil. (11:50pm)
Alan B.: Tin foil was used as a filling for tooth cavities prior to the 20th century. (11:51pm)
Alan B.: The first audio recordings on phonograph cylinders were made on tin foil. (11:51pm)
Alan B.: Tin was first replaced by aluminium starting in 1910, when the first aluminium foil rolling plant, %u201CDr. Lauber, Neher & Cie., Emmishofen.%u201D was opened in Kreuzlingen, Switzerland. (11:51pm)
Alan B.: My son loves Lemony Snicket stuff. (11:51pm)
Alan B.: Six minutes until DJ Quackenbush's Disco Spoken Word FunTemple (11:55pm)
Alan B.: Tune in every Wednesday for Karen Carpenter's External Validation. (11:57pm)
Alan B.: Band name: Dirty Orange Cones (11:57pm)
Alan B.: Three minutes until DJ Quackenbush's Rapidly Spinning Spoken Word JoyFest (11:58pm)
Alan B.: Dr. Octagon - Earth People (11:58pm)
Dr. Penny: Spinning rapidly around stuff. (11:58pm)
Aunt Bertha: More Stable. (11:59pm)
Alan B.: Bob Marc squeezes in The Minutemen! (12:00am)
Dr. Penny: Donning a tophat tin foil hat. (12:00am)
Alan B.: Frank Zappa - Who Needs the Peace Corps? (12:00am)
Alan B.: Look out for Hadrons. (12:01am)
Dr. Penny: Tap dancing across the studio. (12:02am)
Alan B.: I don't know why people give Seth McFarlane shit, he's a hilarious writer. (12:03am)
Alan B.: H.L. "Bob" Mencken (12:03am)
Alan B.: When the music's over, turn out the light. (12:05am)
Alan B.: Red Sovine - Teddy Beear (12:09am)
Alan B.: This DJ Quackenbush is pretty good. (12:09am)
Alan B.: Thanks, K-Rob! (12:10am)
Alan B.: KrOB! (12:10am)
Alan B.: Okay, I win the Internets, time for bed. Have a wonderful show, Dr. Hal! (12:10am)
Alan B.: NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Able to ruin anything for ya. (12:11am)
Dr. Penny: G'night Alan B., nhlg, etc. (12:12am)
Karen Carpenter: i am the audience (1:57am)
Aunt Bertha: and blessed you are at that (2:05am)

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