THE FINAL BROADCAST
THE GAME SHOW OF ICE AND FIRE
May 29, 2013 10:00pm
So the powerful King Rob (the late Dr.Fiasco) went hunting for a creative outlet, but he ended up fatally bored listening to John Hell's show. The magical world of Westeros (played by Radio Valencia) was thrown into civil war, much like that time before the Great Fundraiser of 2012, when Jamie Lannister (handsome Juan Rapido), got his nickname "Kingslayer" by telling The Despot Leader (Chicken John) to consume a satchel of male organs. His charming and creative "nephew" Joffrey (played to character by Karen Carpenter) assumes control of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND and the fighting between the Lannisters, Baratheons, Greyjoys, Starks, Tyrells becomes harder to follow than a meth-addled D&D session.
Lonely bastard Jon Snow (played by lonely bastard Bob-Marc) finally got a real job up north and even got a girlfriend, but had to put up with her sassy crap all they way back to his mother's house in Winterfell (played by Windsor, CA). Meanwhile, Daenerys Targaryen (understudy Sherilyn Connelly) learns Dothraki for Dummies, overpowers all challengers merely thorough wardrobe changes, while slowly but steadily accumulating wealth and power like an Amway Seminar come true.
Oh yeah, and Shae (played by the beguiling KrOB) skillfully demonstrates the difference between being a prostitute and playing a prostitute (about $100,000 per scene).
THE FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is COMING!
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: This will teach HBO to never skip a week.
Chatroom History
May 29, 2013 10:00pm - 4:30am
TAFKACB: Game Of Thrones!!!! (10:01pm)
sparklesparkle: i had to log out 'bobmarc' again, ahem (10:06pm)
TAFKACB: I thought this was supposed to be a Game of Thrones show? (10:12pm)
sparklesparkle: 'arielle' makes it sound so glamorous (10:13pm)
TAFKACB: Slow Motion Party Jam!!! (10:19pm)
sparklesparkle: he HATE hated it?? (10:24pm)
sparklesparkle: more is more! (10:25pm)
vj pussycat: I'm listening (10:35pm)
sparklesparkle: RIP (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: that's my birthday!! (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: yes that's right! (10:54pm)
vj pussycat: Two days after (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: I think Elvis died on the 17th? (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: ewww we share bday with ben affuck (10:58pm)
Dr. Penny: Giant Lay's Barbq'd Chips, sound like it might be a sexual position. (11:44pm)
Dr. Penny: Puzlg Evidc needs to perhaps accecllrte his particles to catch up. (12:01am)
Lonely bastard Jon Snow (played by lonely bastard Bob-Marc) finally got a real job up north and even got a girlfriend, but had to put up with her sassy crap all they way back to his mother's house in Winterfell (played by Windsor, CA). Meanwhile, Daenerys Targaryen (understudy Sherilyn Connelly) learns Dothraki for Dummies, overpowers all challengers merely thorough wardrobe changes, while slowly but steadily accumulating wealth and power like an Amway Seminar come true.
Oh yeah, and Shae (played by the beguiling KrOB) skillfully demonstrates the difference between being a prostitute and playing a prostitute (about $100,000 per scene).
THE FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is COMING!
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: This will teach HBO to never skip a week.
Chatroom History
May 29, 2013 10:00pm - 4:30am
TAFKACB: Game Of Thrones!!!! (10:01pm)
sparklesparkle: i had to log out 'bobmarc' again, ahem (10:06pm)
TAFKACB: I thought this was supposed to be a Game of Thrones show? (10:12pm)
sparklesparkle: 'arielle' makes it sound so glamorous (10:13pm)
TAFKACB: Slow Motion Party Jam!!! (10:19pm)
sparklesparkle: he HATE hated it?? (10:24pm)
sparklesparkle: more is more! (10:25pm)
vj pussycat: I'm listening (10:35pm)
sparklesparkle: RIP (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: that's my birthday!! (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: yes that's right! (10:54pm)
vj pussycat: Two days after (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: I think Elvis died on the 17th? (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: ewww we share bday with ben affuck (10:58pm)
Dr. Penny: Giant Lay's Barbq'd Chips, sound like it might be a sexual position. (11:44pm)
Dr. Penny: Puzlg Evidc needs to perhaps accecllrte his particles to catch up. (12:01am)
