The great showman (and so-so filmmaker) William Castle knew that the way to get asses in seats was heavy use of gimmicks, so we're doing the same on tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, live from The Dark Room (probably)! You'll need to be insured against "death by fright" by Lloyd's of London while you scream in your buzzing seat to defeat the tingler that's loose in THIS VERY THEATER (and watch out for the skeleton Emergo-ing from above your radio) and pray for the Fright Break -- or, at least, for Karen Carpenter, Sherilyn Connelly, and KrOB to get kicked out of The Dark Room. Whichever comes first.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: It's not a gimmick, it's a feature.

Chatroom History
June 19, 2013 10:00pm - 2:30am

vj pussycat: thanks for djing! have a good trip! konichiwa! (10:04pm)
Turd Polisher: Gee, it's really late. (10:20pm)
Perfect_Timing: Remote test...? Should we all duck and cover? (10:57pm)
Aslan: It's just me listening. (11:02pm)
Perfect_Timing: Speak for yourself... (11:03pm)
Perfect_Timing: That doesn't sound like Jim... (11:04pm)
Perfect_Timing: Damn you, carroway seeds! (11:04pm)
Perfect_Timing: I'm tingling... (11:06pm)
Perfect_Timing: DAMN YOU, RYE BREAD! (11:06pm)
Perfect_Timing: Really...? The computer says "thy will be done"....? (11:09pm)
Perfect_Timing: Busy..? It's one person... (11:11pm)
Perfect_Timing: I say do it.. But for everything else we want to hear from (11:12pm)
Perfect_Timing: The Dark Room. (11:12pm)
Perfect_Timing: I'm waiting on my 1 amp Arcia (11:12pm)
Perfect_Timing: Arctic. (11:12pm)
Perfect_Timing: Would, if I weren't in Oakland. And had to be in Campbell early for work. (11:13pm)
Perfect_Timing: Crappy responsibilities... (11:13pm)
TAFKACB: Whoooo!!!! (11:16pm)
TAFKACB: http://bit.ly/11PkcTK (11:17pm)
Perfect_Timing: Sounds like the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.. (11:21pm)
Perfect_Timing: I think it's it.. Because there's your guitar solo.. Its about an 8 second delay, I think. (11:22pm)