Someone who shall remain nameless (because we don't know their name) once called national parks "America's Best Idea." Obviously, that person has never encountered the bacon-wrapped hot dog, nor its humble progenitor, the deep-fried Twinkie. But parks are probably up there in the top 20 ideas, at the very least. Because who doesn't like lots and lots of trees and rocks, right? Then again, what about Teide National Park in Tenerife? That's not even an American idea, because it's not in America. This whole thing beginning to make less and less sense, and tonight on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly will make even less sense than that.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: What about Tenerife?

Chatroom History
July 31, 2013 10:00pm - 5:29am

QueefMaskReplica: hey good people (10:15pm)
vj pussycat: i can't listen cuz i'm at a show (10:16pm)
Walter Sobchek: so is KROB part of the gang now? (10:16pm)
Walter Sobchek: FUCKIN TRAINS!!! (10:34pm)
Alan Benard: Speak of the devil. . . (10:48pm)
Alan Benard: You guys are sweet. (10:48pm)
Alan Benard: Now if I could only remember what you just said I could find. . . (10:49pm)
Alan Benard: Dwarves . . . That's good eatin'! Right. (10:50pm)
Walter Sobchek: does tune in count? (10:51pm)
Alan Benard: Well, that E-skip better be a motherfucker tonight if it's reaching Ann Arbor (10:51pm)
Walter Sobchek: The real boob tube (10:52pm)
Walter Sobchek: Hey SHerliyn - Im originally from Sanger (10:52pm)
Walter Sobchek: dont say fresno- say fresyes (10:53pm)
Alan Benard: July 13th, 2:09pm: (10:53pm)
Alan Benard: "dwarves? now there's a supper!" -- KrOB Sabrepop (10:53pm)
Alan Benard: Stayed up until 2 a.m. to listen on a school night? (10:59pm)
Alan Benard: IN RE: Pete's earlier comment about making things so human's can'f fail and screw them up: http://bit.ly/1cg8LxF (11:06pm)
Alan Benard: Not nearly enough distortion. (11:17pm)
Sherilyn: MOAR DISTORTION! (11:18pm)
Alan Benard: Does the neighbor have her panty pyramid built yet? (11:24pm)
Alan Benard: I have to sleep, will listen to podcast. Cheers (11:27pm)
Cheers: Sleep, little audience....... (12:56am)
vj pussycat: is it over? (1:11am)
vj pussycat: that's me (1:34am)