THE FINAL BROADCAST
HELL NIGHT
October 30, 2013 10:00pm
It's Halloween Eve, which means it's Hell Night! According to "The Crow," anyway -- which Sherilyn hasn't seen in years, but she's pretty sure that's a thing. So there will be plenty of pranks and tomfoolery from Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly, KrOB and Pranking Evidence on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND tonight, and if the studio is covered in toilet paper by tomorrow morning, we swear it was someone else.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: FYI, it's HELL NIGHT, not JOHN HELL NIGHT. We're not that mean.
Chatroom History
October 30, 2013 10:00pm - 5:30am
vj pussycat: hey we went to costco too (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: we just bought one giant bottle of tequila (10:06pm)
Alan B.: Just stopped in to say I'm going to bed. The podcasts are awesome. (10:43pm)
Alan B.: There's that goddamn Paul Lynde Halloween Special! (10:44pm)
Alan B.: I couldn't afford an apogee, so I settled for a zenith. (10:53pm)
Alan B.: KrOB ID, brought to you by Nose Hair Lint Gland branded vapes. For when it really, really can't stank up the studio. (11:00pm)
Alan B.: flllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllange (11:02pm)
Alan B.: Weirder Harold (11:04pm)
Dr. Penny: Tonight on The Storytellers, they'll be reading the KrROB ID. (11:05pm)
Alan B.: On Monday, January 11, 1982, after Lynde had failed to turn up for a birthday celebration, his friend Paul Barresi became concerned. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: When he and another friend, actor Dean Ditman, could not get an answer on the phone or from knocking on his door, Barresi broke into the side entrance to Lynde's home in Beverly Hills, California, where Lynde was found dead in his bed. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: Stories suggesting Lynde had a visitor at the time of his death who fled the scene are not true. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: Lynde always put the house alarm on before retiring for the evening. When Barresi broke in, the alarm blared, indicating Lynde was alone at the time of his death (11:08pm)
Alan B.: The coroner ruled the death a heart attack. (11:08pm)
Alan B.: MARSHALL: Why do the Hells Angels wear leather? LYNDE: Because chiffon wrinkles so easily. (11:09pm)
Alan B.: MARSHALL: According to the World Book, is it OK to freeze your persimmons? LYNDE: No, you should dress warmly. (11:09pm)
Alan B.: MARSHALL: What are "dual purpose" cattle good for that other cattle aren't? LYNDE: They give milk and cookies... but I don't recommend the cookies. + (11:11pm)
Alan B.: Ladies and Gentlemen, Paul Lynde! http://bit.ly/16Opdi6 (11:11pm)
Alan B.: Peter Marshall (host): Is the electricity in your house A.C. or D.C.? Lynde: In my house it%u2019s both. (11:12pm)
Alan B.: Marshall: In a recent column, Billy Graham said he would like to urge young people to reserve sex for the only place it belongs. Where is that? Lynde: A state prison. (11:12pm)
Alan B.: "I never knew that the character of Uncle Arthur and the voice of Templeton the rat were the same man until a roommate gave me the Paul Lynde lowdown. " (11:14pm)
Alan B.: Well, he also blamed network stupidity, bad scripts, his drinking problem and, most embarrassingly, Jews for his career never taking off. (11:15pm)
Alan B.: "A lot of his material was sub par, but when you watch some of that stuff now, the camp value is priceless. Just watching him put his best effort into something like the musical %u201CStar Wars%u201D tribute on %u201CThe Donny and Marie Show%u201D in 1977 is beyond measure." (11:17pm)
Alan B.: Donny & Marie Show Star Wars Special from 1977 http://bit.ly/16OpTnI (11:18pm)
Alan B.: This might be the best NHLG ever. So much slap delay that we can't understand a thing but people saying "MONSTER SEX" over and over again. (11:18pm)
Dr. Penny: http://bit.ly/16OrutI (11:32pm)
Alan B.: Comcast decided I was done listening. GRR. (11:42pm)
Alan B.: Hi, I'm Pee Wee Herman. Kids, don't wack it in public. Or smoke crack. (11:44pm)
Alan B.: DJ Lobsterdust - Queen vs. Satan ft. pastor Gary G. "IT's fun to smoke dust" http://bit.ly/16OsQEO (11:45pm)
Alan B.: ^^^ Backward Masking pastor mashup (11:45pm)
kpop4peace: Crowley only $9.95 (11:49pm)
Alan B.: Kale Wrapped Crowley (11:50pm)
kpop4peace: 16" centers (11:50pm)
kpop4peace: monkberry moonchild delight (11:52pm)
Alan B.: When is Puzzling Evidence NOT judging existence in its entierty? (11:52pm)
Alan B.: Band name: New Age Christ (11:53pm)
kpop4peace: nu-wage kereist (11:53pm)
kpop4peace: a global effort! (11:53pm)
kpop4peace: Aleister and Elron (11:54pm)
kpop4peace: powerful! occult! (11:54pm)
kpop4peace: gluten-free!!! (11:55pm)
Alan B.: This makes my e-meter twitch. (11:55pm)
kpop4peace: copy that. (11:55pm)
kpop4peace: carry the news - messenger RNA (11:56pm)
kpop4peace: unexplained phenomena (11:57pm)
Alan B.: Madame Blavatsky! Theosophists rule! (11:57pm)
kpop4peace: Madame B ftw! (11:57pm)
kpop4peace: not (11:57pm)
Alan B.: Kicked "Bob" in his damn ass! (11:57pm)
kpop4peace: namaste motherfuckers (11:58pm)
Alan B.: Goedel Eischer Bach in 5, 4, 3, 2 .... (11:58pm)
kpop4peace: koot Hoomi and his eternal golden braids (11:59pm)
Alan B.: That radio carrier gave me a tesseract. (11:59pm)
kpop4peace: telepathy - telapathy (11:59pm)
kpop4peace: Jehovah chafes my scrote (12:00am)
Alan B.: Lucifer Morningstar is simply misunderstood. Who doesn't want a promotion? (12:01am)
kpop4peace: original recipe or extraterrestrial? (12:01am)
Alan B.: I miss nose hair lint gland already. (12:01am)
Alan B.: ANTISHOW (12:01am)
Alan B.: ANTISHOW PAYS THE DJS (12:02am)
Alan B.: BIZZARRO SHOW AM VERY BAD RADIO (12:02am)
Alan B.: ME AM HATING THIS BAD ANTI RADIO SHOW (12:02am)
Alan B.: BIZZARO BOOPER IS WORST RADIO IDEA EVER (12:03am)
Alan B.: <3 (12:05am)
Alan B.: That's supposed to be a heart, but this chatbox broke it. (12:05am)
Alan B.: Safe home! (12:06am)
Alan B.: Anime version of the Zapurder Film (12:11am)
Alan B.: Ralph Bakshi version of the Zapurder Film (12:12am)
Alan B.: German Expressionism version of the Zapurder Film (12:12am)
Alan B.: Pixar ersion of the Zapurder Film (12:12am)
Alan B.: Keith Haring version of the Zapurder Film (12:13am)
Alan B.: Everybody drink! (12:13am)
Alan B.: KrOB wins. (12:14am)
Alan B.: Karen, we are OLD. NOBODY CARES. (12:15am)
Alan B.: The hardest part of doing radio, I've been told, is doing it every goddamn show. (12:24am)
Alan B.: Jesus starring in The Zapurder Film (12:29am)
Alan B.: JFK WTF YOLO (12:34am)
Alan B.: KrOB already turned off the screen, so there are no listeners. (12:41am)
Alan B.: It'll turn out the Earth's crust is made of dilithium. (12:47am)
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: FYI, it's HELL NIGHT, not JOHN HELL NIGHT. We're not that mean.
Chatroom History
October 30, 2013 10:00pm - 5:30am
vj pussycat: hey we went to costco too (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: we just bought one giant bottle of tequila (10:06pm)
Alan B.: Just stopped in to say I'm going to bed. The podcasts are awesome. (10:43pm)
Alan B.: There's that goddamn Paul Lynde Halloween Special! (10:44pm)
Alan B.: I couldn't afford an apogee, so I settled for a zenith. (10:53pm)
Alan B.: KrOB ID, brought to you by Nose Hair Lint Gland branded vapes. For when it really, really can't stank up the studio. (11:00pm)
Alan B.: flllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllange (11:02pm)
Alan B.: Weirder Harold (11:04pm)
Dr. Penny: Tonight on The Storytellers, they'll be reading the KrROB ID. (11:05pm)
Alan B.: On Monday, January 11, 1982, after Lynde had failed to turn up for a birthday celebration, his friend Paul Barresi became concerned. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: When he and another friend, actor Dean Ditman, could not get an answer on the phone or from knocking on his door, Barresi broke into the side entrance to Lynde's home in Beverly Hills, California, where Lynde was found dead in his bed. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: Stories suggesting Lynde had a visitor at the time of his death who fled the scene are not true. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: Lynde always put the house alarm on before retiring for the evening. When Barresi broke in, the alarm blared, indicating Lynde was alone at the time of his death (11:08pm)
Alan B.: The coroner ruled the death a heart attack. (11:08pm)
Alan B.: MARSHALL: Why do the Hells Angels wear leather? LYNDE: Because chiffon wrinkles so easily. (11:09pm)
Alan B.: MARSHALL: According to the World Book, is it OK to freeze your persimmons? LYNDE: No, you should dress warmly. (11:09pm)
Alan B.: MARSHALL: What are "dual purpose" cattle good for that other cattle aren't? LYNDE: They give milk and cookies... but I don't recommend the cookies. + (11:11pm)
Alan B.: Ladies and Gentlemen, Paul Lynde! http://bit.ly/16Opdi6 (11:11pm)
Alan B.: Peter Marshall (host): Is the electricity in your house A.C. or D.C.? Lynde: In my house it%u2019s both. (11:12pm)
Alan B.: Marshall: In a recent column, Billy Graham said he would like to urge young people to reserve sex for the only place it belongs. Where is that? Lynde: A state prison. (11:12pm)
Alan B.: "I never knew that the character of Uncle Arthur and the voice of Templeton the rat were the same man until a roommate gave me the Paul Lynde lowdown. " (11:14pm)
Alan B.: Well, he also blamed network stupidity, bad scripts, his drinking problem and, most embarrassingly, Jews for his career never taking off. (11:15pm)
Alan B.: "A lot of his material was sub par, but when you watch some of that stuff now, the camp value is priceless. Just watching him put his best effort into something like the musical %u201CStar Wars%u201D tribute on %u201CThe Donny and Marie Show%u201D in 1977 is beyond measure." (11:17pm)
Alan B.: Donny & Marie Show Star Wars Special from 1977 http://bit.ly/16OpTnI (11:18pm)
Alan B.: This might be the best NHLG ever. So much slap delay that we can't understand a thing but people saying "MONSTER SEX" over and over again. (11:18pm)
Dr. Penny: http://bit.ly/16OrutI (11:32pm)
Alan B.: Comcast decided I was done listening. GRR. (11:42pm)
Alan B.: Hi, I'm Pee Wee Herman. Kids, don't wack it in public. Or smoke crack. (11:44pm)
Alan B.: DJ Lobsterdust - Queen vs. Satan ft. pastor Gary G. "IT's fun to smoke dust" http://bit.ly/16OsQEO (11:45pm)
Alan B.: ^^^ Backward Masking pastor mashup (11:45pm)
kpop4peace: Crowley only $9.95 (11:49pm)
Alan B.: Kale Wrapped Crowley (11:50pm)
kpop4peace: 16" centers (11:50pm)
kpop4peace: monkberry moonchild delight (11:52pm)
Alan B.: When is Puzzling Evidence NOT judging existence in its entierty? (11:52pm)
Alan B.: Band name: New Age Christ (11:53pm)
kpop4peace: nu-wage kereist (11:53pm)
kpop4peace: a global effort! (11:53pm)
kpop4peace: Aleister and Elron (11:54pm)
kpop4peace: powerful! occult! (11:54pm)
kpop4peace: gluten-free!!! (11:55pm)
Alan B.: This makes my e-meter twitch. (11:55pm)
kpop4peace: copy that. (11:55pm)
kpop4peace: carry the news - messenger RNA (11:56pm)
kpop4peace: unexplained phenomena (11:57pm)
Alan B.: Madame Blavatsky! Theosophists rule! (11:57pm)
kpop4peace: Madame B ftw! (11:57pm)
kpop4peace: not (11:57pm)
Alan B.: Kicked "Bob" in his damn ass! (11:57pm)
kpop4peace: namaste motherfuckers (11:58pm)
Alan B.: Goedel Eischer Bach in 5, 4, 3, 2 .... (11:58pm)
kpop4peace: koot Hoomi and his eternal golden braids (11:59pm)
Alan B.: That radio carrier gave me a tesseract. (11:59pm)
kpop4peace: telepathy - telapathy (11:59pm)
kpop4peace: Jehovah chafes my scrote (12:00am)
Alan B.: Lucifer Morningstar is simply misunderstood. Who doesn't want a promotion? (12:01am)
kpop4peace: original recipe or extraterrestrial? (12:01am)
Alan B.: I miss nose hair lint gland already. (12:01am)
Alan B.: ANTISHOW (12:01am)
Alan B.: ANTISHOW PAYS THE DJS (12:02am)
Alan B.: BIZZARRO SHOW AM VERY BAD RADIO (12:02am)
Alan B.: ME AM HATING THIS BAD ANTI RADIO SHOW (12:02am)
Alan B.: BIZZARO BOOPER IS WORST RADIO IDEA EVER (12:03am)
Alan B.: <3 (12:05am)
Alan B.: That's supposed to be a heart, but this chatbox broke it. (12:05am)
Alan B.: Safe home! (12:06am)
Alan B.: Anime version of the Zapurder Film (12:11am)
Alan B.: Ralph Bakshi version of the Zapurder Film (12:12am)
Alan B.: German Expressionism version of the Zapurder Film (12:12am)
Alan B.: Pixar ersion of the Zapurder Film (12:12am)
Alan B.: Keith Haring version of the Zapurder Film (12:13am)
Alan B.: Everybody drink! (12:13am)
Alan B.: KrOB wins. (12:14am)
Alan B.: Karen, we are OLD. NOBODY CARES. (12:15am)
Alan B.: The hardest part of doing radio, I've been told, is doing it every goddamn show. (12:24am)
Alan B.: Jesus starring in The Zapurder Film (12:29am)
Alan B.: JFK WTF YOLO (12:34am)
Alan B.: KrOB already turned off the screen, so there are no listeners. (12:41am)
Alan B.: It'll turn out the Earth's crust is made of dilithium. (12:47am)
