Following Radio Valencia's Despot John Hell's mandatory literacy training for DJ's, Karen Carpenter, Dr. Fiasco and Special Guest, Robot Stuntman and Discordian Operative FKO review the latest novelties in literature for illiterate people such as The Leftist ESP Conspiracy, Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Mind Power and A Basic Guide to the Occult for Law Enforcement Agencies

Also, in Dr. Fiasco's Literary Saloon (Where We Read The Classics So You Don't Have To™), we reduce the Western Literary Canon to three-line simple sound bytes that can be understood by most people, and even by some Tea Party members.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Radio Valencia's Drinking Show With a Reading Problem