THE FINAL BROADCAST
NHLG 294: REMEDIAL HUMAN SEXUALITY FOR ARTISTS
April 30, 2014 10:00pm
Prerequisites: Physics for Poets, and/or a demonstrated lack of understanding of the difference between gender identity and sexual orientation.
Description: An introduction to clinical, scientific, and philosophical of studies of human sexuality. Emphasis on contemporary research, modern medical and sexological understanding, and psychological and phenomenological insights into human sexual experience and behavior. Topics surveyed include sexual and psychosexual development, sexual health and disease, romantic love and sexual desire, and sexual variations. This course is offered as the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, SRP 450, ADH 301, and DHT 224. Students may not repeat the course under an alternate prefix.
Instructors: Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly, with Teaching Assistants KrOB and Puzzling Evidence.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Because even in 2014 San Francisco, some people don't get it.
Chatroom History
April 30, 2014 10:00pm - 4:30am
Alan B.: A special two-hour NHLG. (10:00pm)
Alan B.: Whitey on the moon is a cis male. (10:02pm)
Alan B.: Oh, shit, they went there, straight out the box. (10:02pm)
Alan B.: Say, penis! (10:04pm)
Alan B.: Robbing peter to pay prick. (10:04pm)
Alan B.: What is inside the female penis? (10:08pm)
Alan B.: The comedy stylings of Wet and Sticky. (10:11pm)
dj deadhair: sticky theme tonight! (10:11pm)
Alan B.: No jacking off in the living room. (10:14pm)
Alan B.: J--- R----- expects serious business. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: Never say "no." (10:16pm)
Alan B.: Give me a time, a situation, and a developmentally disabled teen masturbating. (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Hee hee hee (10:17pm)
Alan B.: This theme is disturbing and therefore excellent. (10:17pm)
Alan B.: I join Bob Marc in cringing. (10:20pm)
Alan B.: Breast racing! (10:21pm)
Alan B.: We can help the developmentally disabled to keep fucking that chicken. (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Helping the developmentally disabled to love the accordian. (10:29pm)
Alan B.: Hee heee (10:31pm)
Sherilyn: The most useful page on the internet: http://bit.ly/1b668bM"Weird_Al"_Ya nkovic_polka_medleys (10:31pm)
Alan B.: ^^ (10:33pm)
Alan B.: Is rough anal sex safe? (10:40pm)
Alan B.: The vagina will take a bowling ball. (10:40pm)
Alan B.: How To Have Anal Sex For The First Time http://bit.ly/R2rDIu (10:41pm)
Alan B.: Help!! My boyfriend doesn't like anal sex! http://bit.ly/R2rJ2Y (10:41pm)
Alan B.: Ask me a question and I'll reply, cottaging cottaging cottaging pie. (10:43pm)
Alan B.: The men's vaginas are impervious to dirt. (10:46pm)
Alan B.: Fallopian Tuvanthroat singers (10:48pm)
Alan B.: http://on.fb.me/1kkOHJI (10:50pm)
Alan B.: Did Elvis ever run at the head of a long line of costars to the tune of Hackey Sax? (10:55pm)
Alan B.: Venereal Disease Covers the Earth http://bit.ly/1kkQ8b2 (10:57pm)
Alan B.: Hee hee (10:57pm)
Alan B.: That's fuckin' awesome (11:00pm)
Alan B.: We said fuck you, we're having sex, man!~ (11:02pm)
Alan B.: Me too, Sherilyn!! (11:03pm)
Alan B.: %u2018There Was Nothing Else Like It%u2019: Jon Stewart on His Days As a Bartender at New Jersey%u2019s Greatest Punk Club http://vult.re/1kkRnXQ (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Watch Butthole Surfers' Gibby Haynes Discuss Book About City Gardens on "The Daily Show" http://bit.ly/1kkRvGL (11:04pm)
Alan B.: I'm pleased to be the smallest part of show. (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Oh, no! That's crazy. (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Venom - Live At City Gardens, NJ. CLASSIC. http://bit.ly/Nd2rgq (11:06pm)
Alan B.: There was one? (11:06pm)
Alan B.: YEAH! We can still love The Pet Shop Boys AND Melvins! (11:08pm)
dj deadhair: SOFT CELL ! (11:08pm)
dj deadhair: oh, ok. (11:08pm)
Alan B.: AND SOFT CELL! (11:08pm)
Longlivemyhair: and coft sell! (11:08pm)
Longlivemyhair: Oh NO! OHNOOOO!!! (11:09pm)
Alan B.: THEMelvins dot NET?! What the actual FUCK, John Hagen-Brenner?! http://bit.ly/1kkSqH6 (11:09pm)
Alan B.: When I'm old I'm going to wake-and-bake and have Melvins hair. (11:10pm)
Alan B.: All discussions of gender and orientation resemble land mines to me. (11:11pm)
Alan B.: Or mine fields, even. (11:12pm)
Alan B.: My favoriate Pet Shop Boys song: http://bit.ly/1jTLbaZ (11:13pm)
Alan B.: My favorite Billy Bragg song -- happy May Day! http://bit.ly/1kkTzyE (11:16pm)
Alan B.: Jocelyn Elders got totally fucked over. (11:19pm)
dj deadhair: because sharks. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Well, this show has cured me. I don't ever want sex again. (11:29pm)
Alan B.: Alan B. (11:45pm)
Alan B.: Okay, back, Comcast rebooted its router. (11:45pm)
Description: An introduction to clinical, scientific, and philosophical of studies of human sexuality. Emphasis on contemporary research, modern medical and sexological understanding, and psychological and phenomenological insights into human sexual experience and behavior. Topics surveyed include sexual and psychosexual development, sexual health and disease, romantic love and sexual desire, and sexual variations. This course is offered as the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, SRP 450, ADH 301, and DHT 224. Students may not repeat the course under an alternate prefix.
Instructors: Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly, with Teaching Assistants KrOB and Puzzling Evidence.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Because even in 2014 San Francisco, some people don't get it.
Chatroom History
April 30, 2014 10:00pm - 4:30am
Alan B.: A special two-hour NHLG. (10:00pm)
Alan B.: Whitey on the moon is a cis male. (10:02pm)
Alan B.: Oh, shit, they went there, straight out the box. (10:02pm)
Alan B.: Say, penis! (10:04pm)
Alan B.: Robbing peter to pay prick. (10:04pm)
Alan B.: What is inside the female penis? (10:08pm)
Alan B.: The comedy stylings of Wet and Sticky. (10:11pm)
dj deadhair: sticky theme tonight! (10:11pm)
Alan B.: No jacking off in the living room. (10:14pm)
Alan B.: J--- R----- expects serious business. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: Never say "no." (10:16pm)
Alan B.: Give me a time, a situation, and a developmentally disabled teen masturbating. (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Hee hee hee (10:17pm)
Alan B.: This theme is disturbing and therefore excellent. (10:17pm)
Alan B.: I join Bob Marc in cringing. (10:20pm)
Alan B.: Breast racing! (10:21pm)
Alan B.: We can help the developmentally disabled to keep fucking that chicken. (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Helping the developmentally disabled to love the accordian. (10:29pm)
Alan B.: Hee heee (10:31pm)
Sherilyn: The most useful page on the internet: http://bit.ly/1b668bM"Weird_Al"_Ya nkovic_polka_medleys (10:31pm)
Alan B.: ^^ (10:33pm)
Alan B.: Is rough anal sex safe? (10:40pm)
Alan B.: The vagina will take a bowling ball. (10:40pm)
Alan B.: How To Have Anal Sex For The First Time http://bit.ly/R2rDIu (10:41pm)
Alan B.: Help!! My boyfriend doesn't like anal sex! http://bit.ly/R2rJ2Y (10:41pm)
Alan B.: Ask me a question and I'll reply, cottaging cottaging cottaging pie. (10:43pm)
Alan B.: The men's vaginas are impervious to dirt. (10:46pm)
Alan B.: Fallopian Tuvanthroat singers (10:48pm)
Alan B.: http://on.fb.me/1kkOHJI (10:50pm)
Alan B.: Did Elvis ever run at the head of a long line of costars to the tune of Hackey Sax? (10:55pm)
Alan B.: Venereal Disease Covers the Earth http://bit.ly/1kkQ8b2 (10:57pm)
Alan B.: Hee hee (10:57pm)
Alan B.: That's fuckin' awesome (11:00pm)
Alan B.: We said fuck you, we're having sex, man!~ (11:02pm)
Alan B.: Me too, Sherilyn!! (11:03pm)
Alan B.: %u2018There Was Nothing Else Like It%u2019: Jon Stewart on His Days As a Bartender at New Jersey%u2019s Greatest Punk Club http://vult.re/1kkRnXQ (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Watch Butthole Surfers' Gibby Haynes Discuss Book About City Gardens on "The Daily Show" http://bit.ly/1kkRvGL (11:04pm)
Alan B.: I'm pleased to be the smallest part of show. (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Oh, no! That's crazy. (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Venom - Live At City Gardens, NJ. CLASSIC. http://bit.ly/Nd2rgq (11:06pm)
Alan B.: There was one? (11:06pm)
Alan B.: YEAH! We can still love The Pet Shop Boys AND Melvins! (11:08pm)
dj deadhair: SOFT CELL ! (11:08pm)
dj deadhair: oh, ok. (11:08pm)
Alan B.: AND SOFT CELL! (11:08pm)
Longlivemyhair: and coft sell! (11:08pm)
Longlivemyhair: Oh NO! OHNOOOO!!! (11:09pm)
Alan B.: THEMelvins dot NET?! What the actual FUCK, John Hagen-Brenner?! http://bit.ly/1kkSqH6 (11:09pm)
Alan B.: When I'm old I'm going to wake-and-bake and have Melvins hair. (11:10pm)
Alan B.: All discussions of gender and orientation resemble land mines to me. (11:11pm)
Alan B.: Or mine fields, even. (11:12pm)
Alan B.: My favoriate Pet Shop Boys song: http://bit.ly/1jTLbaZ (11:13pm)
Alan B.: My favorite Billy Bragg song -- happy May Day! http://bit.ly/1kkTzyE (11:16pm)
Alan B.: Jocelyn Elders got totally fucked over. (11:19pm)
dj deadhair: because sharks. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Well, this show has cured me. I don't ever want sex again. (11:29pm)
Alan B.: Alan B. (11:45pm)
Alan B.: Okay, back, Comcast rebooted its router. (11:45pm)
