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THE FINAL BROADCAST
POST-CLAMBAKE DECOMPRESSION
June 4, 2014 10:00pm

 

Nose Hair Lint Gland
POST-CLAMBAKE DECOMPRESSION
Before the beach dust has completely settled and our stomachs have stopped digesting, many gather in the hours after the Clambake to "decompress" by taking one more communal plunge into the depths of what we found so delicious at the Clambake, sharing leftover countnecks, littlenecks, topnecks, cherrystones, quahogs, and slices of iced watermelon. Karen Carpenter is still out there digging them up, so on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Bob-Marc and Sherilyn Connelly will re-connect with family and friends (KrOB and Puzzling Evidence), and collaborate to create new broth. Post-Clambake Decompression is, at its simplest, a late night snack. But more significantly, it is a powerful way to bring Clambake tastiness to our airwaves!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Clambake, gonna have had a clambake.


Chatroom History
June 4, 2014 10:00pm - 4:30am

Alan B.: m'stakes (10:02pm)
Alan B.: Elvis Presley - Clambake ( Full Album ) LSP 3893 US Original LP http://bit.ly/Sw1TEP (10:03pm)
Alan B.: Eddie Murphy - Elvis Presley - Delirious Live http://bit.ly/Sw2bvx (10:04pm)
Alan B.: I fucking love Dick Cavett (10:05pm)
Alan B.: Exploding White America (10:05pm)
Alan B.: Elvis Presley - Live Comeback Special TV 1968(Full Concert) [Vídeo HD] http://bit.ly/Sw2QNA (10:08pm)
Alan B.: My grandma had it bad for Elvis. (10:08pm)
Alan B.: Kurt Russell as Elvis shoots out a TV screen http://bit.ly/Sw2Zk1 (10:09pm)
Alan B.: Elvis death - autopsy report http://bit.ly/Sw39Ib (10:10pm)
Alan B.: 11 drugs were present in the singer's system at the time of his death (10:11pm)
Alan B.: "We have not detected any drug in Elvis that doesn't have a medical rationale to it - only agents prescribed for perfectly normal, rational medical reasons." (10:11pm)
Alan B.: Dr. Francisco called last Oct. 21, quoted the medical examiner as saying that four drugs were found in significant quantities in the entertainer's bloodstream. (10:12pm)
Alan B.: They are Ethinamate, Methaqualone, codeine and barbiturates. (10:12pm)
Alan B.: Elvis Presley died of a heart disease. "Had these drugs not been there, he still would have died." (10:12pm)
Alan B.: The picture of Lake Snipe looked tranquil. (10:14pm)
Alan B.: The 42-year-old- Elvis Presley was found face down on the floor of a bathroom at Graceland, his 18-room mansion, at 2:30 p.m. Aug. 16. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: Bah! (10:16pm)
Sesame Street alien: Oh, y'all are no fun. (10:16pm)
Alan B.: I will focus on embarassing movies, then. (10:18pm)
Alan B.: It will take a minute, but I'm excited myself. (10:19pm)
Alan B.: This will completely befuddle and annoy Dr. Hal. Which is not why I'm doing it. (10:20pm)
Sherilyn: There is no nobler -- or simpler, thankfully -- goal than to befuddle and annoy Hal. (10:20pm)
Alan B.: Want Elvis Back? Don%u2019t Vote for Obama http://bit.ly/Sw4Fdm (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: bubba ho tep (10:22pm)
Alan B.: Elvis Found Alive (2 hr 10 min) http://bit.ly/Sw4MWh (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: hey mr b (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Like Jerry Lewis wearing his Rolex and rings while acting the role of a mailman in "Hardly Working," Elvis couldn't pretend to be a normal guy incognito without his dark glasses and jumpsuit. (10:25pm)
Alan B.: Mojo Nixon - Elvis is everywhere http://bit.ly/Sw5hja (10:26pm)
Sherilyn: ELVIS NEEDS BOATS. (10:26pm)
Alan B.: I saw Mojo Nixon live as a lad. I enjoyed it. He opened for Elvis Costello. (10:29pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/Sw5QJG (10:30pm)
Sherilyn: I saw him do an in-store in Fresno in '89 or so, and he signed my LP of Frenzy, but I was entirely too young to get into the show that night. (10:30pm)
Alan B.: It was that tour. The summer before I went to Antioch. (10:31pm)
Alan B.: This is a TV show about two DJs visting Graceland (10:32pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/Sw5QJG (10:32pm)
Alan B.: Steve Dahl and Garry Meier of Chicago (10:32pm)
Alan B.: I highly recommend it as a rare (ignored) treat for Elvis fans. (10:32pm)
vj pussycat: you gonna eat that thing (10:32pm)
Alan B.: It won a local Emmy. (10:32pm)
Alan B.: It has a cooking segment, they cook Pepsi salad. (10:34pm)
Alan B.: Drugs and teen pussy. (10:35pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Karen Carpenter. (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: raciscts! (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: supposed to be a great deal if you just get bacon (10:40pm)
Alan B.: My pastor dropped that Lost Wages shit on me 40 years ago during his sermon. (10:42pm)
Alan B.: Goings-on About 2,420,000 results (0.20 seconds) (10:44pm)
Alan B.: But is he radio smitten? (10:45pm)
Alan B.: Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? (10:49pm)
Alan B.: Buddy Holly and Elvis Presley : February 13, 1955 : Lubbock, Tx. Fair Park Coliseum (4pm matinee) - See more at: http://bit.ly/Sw8YVX (10:53pm)
Alan B.: And my sympathy streams! And my axe! (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Elvis thinks Rolling Stone is the Rolling Stone's newspaper. That's adorbs. (10:57pm)
Alan B.: Wheeee! (11:00pm)
Alan B.: There's my "H" for "Hal." (11:00pm)
Alan B.: Chronvis. (11:03pm)
Alan B.: Puzzling Evidence! (11:08pm)
Alan B.: NOT TALKING ABOUT DEAD ELVIS. (11:11pm)
Alan B.: Holy shit KrOB gets the LOL moment, don't hapen often on NHLG. (11:11pm)
Alan B.: What Did Elvis and Diego Rivera Have in Common? (No, Not Frida!) http://bit.ly/1pH9MW0 (11:14pm)
Alan B.: If only the Cylon had found Elvis instead of Wolfman Jack. (11:15pm)
Alan B.: A: They both had twin brothers who died. (11:15pm)
Sherilyn: Elvis and Wolfman Jack both had twin brothers who died? Heavy. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: Exactly. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: Do cylons have twins? (11:16pm)
Alan B.: That's All Right Mama: The Unauthorized Life of Elvis's Twin http://bit.ly/1pHa6UZthats-all-right -mama&catid=36:books-gerald-duff&Ite mid=30 (11:18pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1pHabbf (11:19pm)
Alan B.: Elvis drawing a bead on Brunos with his 1959 model laser cannon http://bit.ly/1pHasuM (11:21pm)
Alan B.: From Gus van Sant and William Burroughs - The Hipster Be-Bop Junkie http://bit.ly/1pHaLWi (11:24pm)
Alan B.: From The Elvis of Letters 1985 (11:25pm)
Alan B.: Pils (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Those evil church pils. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: I mean miraculous church pils. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Elvis Presley and Racism : The Ultimate, Definitive Guide - See more at: http://bit.ly/1pHbgQ7 (11:28pm)
Alan B.: 35 Years Ago: Elvis Costello Incites Brawl with Racist Remarks Read More: 35 Years Ago: Elvis Costello Incites Brawl with Racist Remarks | http://bit.ly/1pHbjLO (11:29pm)
Alan B.: Capricorn One full movie http://bit.ly/1pHbu9W (11:31pm)
Alan B.: That goddamned Clambake trailer http://bit.ly/1pHbyGP (11:32pm)
Alan B.: I mean that beloved Clambake trailer (11:33pm)
Alan B.: If I had been Elvis I wouldn't have done drugs, I would have sawed my head off if I had to make those films. (11:34pm)
Sherilyn: By all accounts, Clambake was one of the movies that pushed him over the edge. http://bit.ly/1pHbXsJ (11:36pm)
Alan B.: Elvis Presley Van Halen Mash up - Burning Love http://bit.ly/1pHbYwJ (11:37pm)
Alan B.: Eminem feat. Elvis (Lose Yourself/Jailhouse Rock) Mashup http://bit.ly/1pHc0F5 (11:37pm)
Sherilyn: The National Archives' official online When Nixon Met Elvis exhibit: http://1.usa.gov/1pHc0F7 (11:37pm)
Alan B.: As an American, I'm pleased this happened. It makes me hate Nixon less, which is good for my soul. (11:38pm)
Alan B.: Elvis Presley - Hurt - X-Rated http://bit.ly/1pHcuLb (11:41pm)
Alan B.: ^^ this is awesome (11:42pm)
Alan B.: Elvis Presley Hits the Low Point of His Career in Baltimore (11:44pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1pHcRFz (11:44pm)
Sherilyn: HIs concert two days before resulted in my favorite Elvis bootleg, if only because of the title: http://bit.ly/1pHd2Ro (11:46pm)
Alan B.: Presley, paunchy and apparently pained, first did 30 minutes marked by anemic singing, a few stilted attempts at his patented gyrations, bewildering patter and awkward stage movements that included having an aide hand-hold his voice mike. (11:47pm)
Alan B.: I love that song. (11:48pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Karen Carpenter! (11:50pm)
Alan B.: elvis at the gates of heaven..stan lee cartoon http://bit.ly/1pHefbk (11:55pm)
Alan B.: ELVIS XXX: A PORN PARODY-official teaser http://bit.ly/1pHepj0 (11:56pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1pHeKSO (12:00am)
Alan B.: ^^ Elvis the Christmas Elf (12:00am)
Alan B.: Must bail, thanks for all the nice music. (12:04am)


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