The annual J-POP SUMMIT Festival is happening this weekend, and if you don't know what that is, you're probably not Sherilyn. But on tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Aomoji-kei padawan Sherilyn Connelly along with gaijin Karen Carpenter and Bob-Marc (as well as KrOB and the never-cranky Puzzling Evidence) will take you through everything you need to know about current Japanese pop culture, including a special call-in from Vocaloid icon Hatsune Miku! Or not, since she's a computer-generated character who only speaks Japanese. And this is just a wild guess, but certain of our listeners will probably fixate on tentacle porn in the chatbox. You know who you are.

HANA NO KE-KUZU-SEN: Ban za ¯ i oishi pokki!

Chatroom History
July 16, 2014 10:00pm - 3:30am

Alan B.: Pink Vocaloid (10:08pm)
Alan B.: Baka baka baka (10:08pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1jS1wle (10:09pm)
Alan B.: http://on.fb.me/1jS1MAv%3A%2F%2F25.m edia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m8gwcvarSX1 rtm2aro1_400.gif&h=HAQFqTJAG (10:11pm)
Alan B.: Animooted band best band. (10:14pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1jS2i1o (10:14pm)
Sesame Street alien: "radio" tinnitus best tinnitus (10:15pm)
Alan B.: Nyan Cat goes Widescreen %u2194 10 hours http://bit.ly/1jS2sG2 (10:16pm)
Alan B.: 22,000 Hz earbleed is go! (10:16pm)
Alan B.: Computer generated Puddi! http://bit.ly/1jS2H47 (10:18pm)
Alan B.: Frozen - Let It Go - Anime http://bit.ly/1jS2NbP (10:18pm)
Alan B.: Japanese artist arrested after 3D-printing her vagina http://bit.ly/1jS38vl (10:21pm)
Alan B.: Zombies? (10:26pm)
Alan B.: CAT SONG http://bit.ly/1jS47eM (10:27pm)
Alan B.: Derealization or derealisation (sometimes abbreviated as DR) is an alteration in the perception or experience of the external world so that it seems unreal. http://bit.ly/1jS4gPn (10:29pm)
Alan B.: UPDATE: Vagina selfie artist vows to fight legal battle against obscenity charges. http://bit.ly/1jS4INx (10:32pm)
Sesame Street alien: have a feeling "blackened babymetal" would just be ordinary babymetal (10:33pm)
Alan B.: FUCK SHERILYN I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT SONG FOREVER WHAT THE FUCK IS IT!!! (10:34pm)
Alan B.: Please oh please! (10:34pm)
Alan B.: Oh, wait, wrong song, that's just Babymetal. (10:35pm)
Alan B.: Joe Provo provided this excellent punk song by Trippple Nipples: http://bit.ly/1jS57Qb (10:36pm)
Alan B.: When does the whippet segment start? (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Whip it? (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Hey, BobMarc: Hatsune Miku - MELT [Live] 1080HD http://bit.ly/1jS5ieo (10:37pm)
Alan B.: Not to mention all the RAEP. (10:37pm)
Alan B.: I fucking love Kyary Pamyu Pamyu http://bit.ly/1jS5uKt (10:38pm)
Alan B.: Fucking hadrons, bro. (10:38pm)
Alan B.: Japanese Man Hold World Record For Masturbating [VIDEO] http://bit.ly/1jS5HNS Japanese Man Hold World Record For Masturbating [VIDEO] | http://bit.ly/1jS5FFC (10:39pm)
Alan B.: He trains for two hours a day while watching TV or whatever while chillin%u2019 with his girlfriend at home. Read More: Japanese Man Hold World Record For Masturbating [VIDEO] | http://bit.ly/1jS5FFC (10:40pm)
Alan B.: Totally cool dada chipmunks. (10:47pm)
Alan B.: christmas don't be late http://bit.ly/1jS6NJl (10:48pm)
Alan B.: Posted 7 hours ago: Hair Bows, Eyeballs, And More: A Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Style Primer http://on.mtv.com/1jS7faE (10:51pm)
Alan B.: Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is releasing her first all-English single and, believe it or not, it debuted on vogue.com this morning. http://vogue.cm/1jS7jaq (10:52pm)
Alan B.: Cool fact: It is uninspiring. (10:54pm)
Alan B.: She%u2019s even been named the Official Kawaii Ambassador of Harajuku by the mayor of Tokyo%u2019s Shibuya Ward. (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Which I think is Japanese for "Chicken Inspector." (10:56pm)
Alan B.: %u201CNew Kawaii%u201D for me [is] a cuteness that is a little bit traumatic, that has a dark aspect to it, and I try to keep this in mind. So within cuteness for me, I like to have grotesque elements like eyeballs, or other items that are surprising to see. (10:57pm)
Alan B.: Abject failure. (10:58pm)
Alan B.: SO WE SAID FUCK YOU, MAN!! (10:59pm)
Alan B.: Fuck children. Fuck the family. Fuck everybody. (11:00pm)
Alan B.: It would be like 4chan and tumblr. (11:01pm)
Alan B.: Fundamentally, I want people to wear what they want to wear. In my song %u201CFashion Monster%u201D there is the lyric, %u201CI don%u2019t want to be bound by anyone else%u2019s rules.%u201D I think that sums up what I would like to say to listeners. If you are wearing clothes that you enjoy wearing, everything you do in life becomes fun. (11:02pm)
Alan B.: If you are wearing clothes that you enjoy wearing, everything you do in life becomes fun. (11:02pm)
Alan B.: We heard some rumours out there that Venom are packed in, yeah?! (11:02pm)
Alan B.: Hair accessories are often a fun way to elevate your look. (11:03pm)
Alan B.: It'll knock you on your fuckin' back! (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Try to incorporate something spooky into your wardrobe. (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Freedom in fashion for everyone. Anyone can wear anything in their own style and fashion. (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Courtney Love Says Her 'Number One Obsession' Is Sex Read more: http://rol.st/1jS9rPe Follow us: @rollingstone on Twitter | RollingStone on Facebook (11:08pm)
Alan B.: What's next, Quisling? (11:09pm)
Alan B.: I have to say I have missed listening live to NHLG. (11:12pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1jSapLz (11:15pm)
Alan B.: The return of tinitus. (11:21pm)
nexus006: There's a list? (11:24pm)
Alan B.: Can we really celebrate Japan without celebrating Rule 34? (11:25pm)
Alan B.: Playing the bongos. (11:26pm)
Alan B.: You play that fuckin' bongo and you shut your face. (11:28pm)
Alan B.: Mokay, sleepie bye. Konbanwa, weeaboos! (11:35pm)