THE FINAL BROADCAST
WHY DREAM?
September 24, 2014 10:00pm
Dreams come in two main categories: 1) Dreams and 2) Horrible nightmares.
Non-nightmare dreams come in two categories: 1) Dreams and 2) Sightly disturbing, mildly upsetting, frustrating, confusing and contradicting dreams.
Non-nightmare/non-mildly disturbing dreams come in two categories: 1) Dreams and 2) Sex dreams with an unmistakable experience of sexual thoughts and/or actions, often hasty, out-of-control, with the wrong person or species, and result in embarrassment and a problematic residue.
Non-nightmare/non-mildly disturbing/non-sex dreams come in two categories: 1) Dreams and 2) Non-dreams, or nothing, void, emptiness, blankness, oblivion.
Non-nightmare/non-mildly disturbing/non-sex/non-non-dreams come in two categories: 1) Actual, genuine dreamy dreams of happiness, contentment, pure love, camaraderie, shared pleasures and bliss and 2) Daydreams, because you're awake and nominally in charge of your mind, moron.
This comprehensive summary of dreaming possibilities makes it quite clear that your chance of having an actual and pleasurable dreamy dream is quite rare. Which leads us to wonder why they are called "dreams", when they are more often than not an uncontrolled cyclone of unrelated irrelevant thoughts and emotions. So for tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, highly experienced somnambulists Karen Carpenter, Sherilyn Connelly, Bob-Marc and KrOB will create, modify or misappropriate a new name for that nighttime nonsense we can't control, can't understand and can't seem to keep to ourselves. Seems like a useful exercise.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Grab the Nyquil, the Sleeper awakes!
Alan B. : Putting the "more" back in Morrissey. (10:09pm)
Alan B. : Suicide - Dream Baby Dream http://bit.ly/ZOMH9W (10:15pm)
Alan B. : Do I even need to say "Roy Orbison?" Thank you. (10:18pm)
Alan B. : I was moved to look this up and I will listen later http://bit.ly/ZONsj8 (10:20pm)
Alan B. : Karen isn't dead! (10:20pm)
Alan B. : It's a dream come true! (10:20pm)
Alan B. : JINX! (10:21pm)
Alan B. : THE FUCKING DREAM TEAM! (10:21pm)
Alan B. : The old Contac formulation was awesome for dreams. (10:23pm)
Alan B. : Dream Police - Cheap Trick http://bit.ly/ZOOGLf (10:26pm)
Alan B. : A penis with a steering wheel at both ends. (10:29pm)
Alan B. : A dirty, dirty hose. (10:29pm)
Alan B. : I dream of Rocktober. (10:31pm)
Alan B. : Representing your fan, I approve of the show direction. (10:31pm)
Alan B. : The first Hellraiser was pretty awesome. (10:32pm)
Alan B. : But I prefer Phantasm. (10:32pm)
Alan B. : Had a caine filled Kool with my man Rush Rush Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush (10:33pm)
Alan B. : Thanks! (10:39pm)
Alan B. : C'mon, you KNOW you want to play Roy O. (10:51pm)
DJDEADHAIR: http://bit.ly/ZOSM64 (10:51pm)
DJDEADHAIR: >>click the link<< (10:51pm)
Alan B. : I did ! (10:51pm)
Alan B. : They'll pay you $100 to stop playing it. (10:52pm)
Alan B. : BobMarc is so cute when he don't know the thing. (10:56pm)
DJDEADHAIR: http://bit.ly/ZOTYqd (10:58pm)
Alan B. : Since the novel version of Blade Runner was "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" I declare that soundtrack to be fair game. (10:58pm)
Alan B. : Nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. (10:59pm)
Alan B. : He is not afraid of long hoses. (11:01pm)
Alan B. : I think this show needs more ham. http://bit.ly/ZOVZ5J (11:08pm)
DJDEADHAIR: Yes!! I love that song. (11:08pm)
Alan B. : ORBISON (11:09pm)
I'd say there is a certain mindset that needs to be jettisoned in order to fully appreciate the dream world . It's odd that we hold on to our anxieties while asleep when there is really no real threat. : Emotions float around in our heads while we're dozing and they work their way into our fantasy life. Most of getting lost can be a fear of our future direction and how to get there (11:26pm)
I'd say there is a certain mindset that needs to be jettisoned in order to fully appreciate the dream world . It's odd that we hold on to our anxieties while asleep when there is really no real threat. : Emotions float around in our heads while we're dozing and they work their way into our fantasy life. Most of getting lost can be a fear of our future direction and how to get there (11:26pm)
Try an audio recorder by your bed.: try an audio recorder by your bed. (11:33pm)
Alan B. : Just wokeup. See ya guys! (11:55pm)
Non-nightmare dreams come in two categories: 1) Dreams and 2) Sightly disturbing, mildly upsetting, frustrating, confusing and contradicting dreams.
Non-nightmare/non-mildly disturbing dreams come in two categories: 1) Dreams and 2) Sex dreams with an unmistakable experience of sexual thoughts and/or actions, often hasty, out-of-control, with the wrong person or species, and result in embarrassment and a problematic residue.
Non-nightmare/non-mildly disturbing/non-sex dreams come in two categories: 1) Dreams and 2) Non-dreams, or nothing, void, emptiness, blankness, oblivion.
Non-nightmare/non-mildly disturbing/non-sex/non-non-dreams come in two categories: 1) Actual, genuine dreamy dreams of happiness, contentment, pure love, camaraderie, shared pleasures and bliss and 2) Daydreams, because you're awake and nominally in charge of your mind, moron.
This comprehensive summary of dreaming possibilities makes it quite clear that your chance of having an actual and pleasurable dreamy dream is quite rare. Which leads us to wonder why they are called "dreams", when they are more often than not an uncontrolled cyclone of unrelated irrelevant thoughts and emotions. So for tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, highly experienced somnambulists Karen Carpenter, Sherilyn Connelly, Bob-Marc and KrOB will create, modify or misappropriate a new name for that nighttime nonsense we can't control, can't understand and can't seem to keep to ourselves. Seems like a useful exercise.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Grab the Nyquil, the Sleeper awakes!
Alan B. : Putting the "more" back in Morrissey. (10:09pm)
Alan B. : Suicide - Dream Baby Dream http://bit.ly/ZOMH9W (10:15pm)
Alan B. : Do I even need to say "Roy Orbison?" Thank you. (10:18pm)
Alan B. : I was moved to look this up and I will listen later http://bit.ly/ZONsj8 (10:20pm)
Alan B. : Karen isn't dead! (10:20pm)
Alan B. : It's a dream come true! (10:20pm)
Alan B. : JINX! (10:21pm)
Alan B. : THE FUCKING DREAM TEAM! (10:21pm)
Alan B. : The old Contac formulation was awesome for dreams. (10:23pm)
Alan B. : Dream Police - Cheap Trick http://bit.ly/ZOOGLf (10:26pm)
Alan B. : A penis with a steering wheel at both ends. (10:29pm)
Alan B. : A dirty, dirty hose. (10:29pm)
Alan B. : I dream of Rocktober. (10:31pm)
Alan B. : Representing your fan, I approve of the show direction. (10:31pm)
Alan B. : The first Hellraiser was pretty awesome. (10:32pm)
Alan B. : But I prefer Phantasm. (10:32pm)
Alan B. : Had a caine filled Kool with my man Rush Rush Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush (10:33pm)
Alan B. : Thanks! (10:39pm)
Alan B. : C'mon, you KNOW you want to play Roy O. (10:51pm)
DJDEADHAIR: http://bit.ly/ZOSM64 (10:51pm)
DJDEADHAIR: >>click the link<< (10:51pm)
Alan B. : I did ! (10:51pm)
Alan B. : They'll pay you $100 to stop playing it. (10:52pm)
Alan B. : BobMarc is so cute when he don't know the thing. (10:56pm)
DJDEADHAIR: http://bit.ly/ZOTYqd (10:58pm)
Alan B. : Since the novel version of Blade Runner was "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" I declare that soundtrack to be fair game. (10:58pm)
Alan B. : Nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. (10:59pm)
Alan B. : He is not afraid of long hoses. (11:01pm)
Alan B. : I think this show needs more ham. http://bit.ly/ZOVZ5J (11:08pm)
DJDEADHAIR: Yes!! I love that song. (11:08pm)
Alan B. : ORBISON (11:09pm)
I'd say there is a certain mindset that needs to be jettisoned in order to fully appreciate the dream world . It's odd that we hold on to our anxieties while asleep when there is really no real threat. : Emotions float around in our heads while we're dozing and they work their way into our fantasy life. Most of getting lost can be a fear of our future direction and how to get there (11:26pm)
I'd say there is a certain mindset that needs to be jettisoned in order to fully appreciate the dream world . It's odd that we hold on to our anxieties while asleep when there is really no real threat. : Emotions float around in our heads while we're dozing and they work their way into our fantasy life. Most of getting lost can be a fear of our future direction and how to get there (11:26pm)
Try an audio recorder by your bed.: try an audio recorder by your bed. (11:33pm)
Alan B. : Just wokeup. See ya guys! (11:55pm)
