Here's a promise from NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND you can take to the bank... this will be the greatest radio show you will ever hear! Featured on this Wednesday will be LIVE IN-STUDIO PERFORMANCES from Skrillex, Garrison Keillor, Bono, Neil deGrass Tyson, Weird Al, The Artist, Berlin Philharmonic, Blind Boys of Alabama, Equestria Girls, narrated by Edward James Olmos and The Entire San Francisco Fire Department! Conceived in a fever of a creative cyclone by Karen Carpenter, curated by Sherilyn Connelly, and produced by Puzzling Evidence, it is the nee plus ultra for the next generation!

Honestly, we don't know how you could even think we would not tell the truth. After all, this is the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: More perfect than perfection itself.

Dr. Fiasco: The statement is what? Please run this by me one more time. (10:03pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Those bagpipes actually sound nice, which is almost always a false statement (10:06pm)
Dr. Fiasco: I guess this is KrOB (10:28pm)
Dr. Fiasco: I voted for the sugar tax. (10:35pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Where's Bob Marc? (10:36pm)
y: because (11:44pm)
y: telestial teasonings. I was almost a slerp. (11:46pm)
y: Harry Shearer in Nixon's The One - Pilot (Episode%u2026: http://bit.ly/1EkBM6E (11:52pm)