It's difficult to believe, but once upon a time, porn could not be downloaded. Nor could it be watched on certain unscrambled cable channels, or rented from the curtained-off room at the local video store, and it sure as heck couldn't be paused on the good bits and/or fast-forwarded to get the good bits. Instead, aficionados had to go to a movie theater with their fellow degenerates and watch the movie unspool at is own pace, while everyone around them unspooled as well. (Also: gross!) That also meant that patrons had to deal with the music, and a whole vast industry rose up dedicated to providing the soundtracks to all the humpin', pumpin', and suckin'. (Again, also: gross!) But a great deal of that music never made it to the screen, so tonight on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, ace musicologists Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly, and KrOB will present some of the best of Unreleased 1970s Porn Music. Finally, the great works by these great artists will find their release. (Also again, once more: gross!)

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: This ain't your father's boom-chicka-wow-wow, because he never heard it. (And, your father watching porn? Guh-ross!)

Chatroom History
November 12, 2014 10:00pm - 12:30am

vj pussycat: holy shit I've never heard hunger on the air before! (10:00pm)
vj pussycat: thx Juan rapido - love that hunger record (10:00pm)
DJDEADHAIR: What is this epic riff? (10:06pm)
vj pussycat: the hot look up here in Truckee is the dickduster (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: check the listener pics (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: that's Uresky sporting the grey dickduster (10:34pm)
vj pussycat: I'm sorry. She's outta control. She hasn't mentioned we have a gun to her head (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: she's corrupted (10:43pm)
nexus006: Hey now NHLG. (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: sorry. that wasn't even cheap entertainment (10:45pm)