Karen Carpenter: "Did you get KrOB a Christmas present?"

Mrs. Karen Carpenter: "Sorta. I was going to give him a sixpack of odd beers in our frig. Nobody else wants them. Did you get him anything?"

Karen: "Well, I guess I have to now. How about this bent nail... or wait, here's an old button."

Mrs.: "Sounds ok. Wrap them?"

Karen: "Fuck no."

Just another FINAL CHRISTMAS SPECIAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, with Karen Carpenter, Mrs. Karen Carpenter, and anyone who knocks loud enough on the door.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Being excellent to each other.