Are you terrified of noises that come from the radio? Does music cause great pain and distress that persists for days? Do you wear earplugs most of the day? Is your fear of sound and music is so severe that the mention of John Hell's "Season in Hell " radio program causes sudden projectile vomiting? Are you ready to try counseling therapy via the telephone once a week?

Radio Valencia's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is hear to help! Tonight Karen Carpenter and Sean Kelly will cure you of your pathetic problem (Dr. Fiasco is on assignment) using Sean's "Machine That Make Crazy People" turned up to 11.

It's Not "Music" on NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, It's Medicine !!