PART 1
Tonight, the world of "radio" gets a little bit smaller. Shrinks. Shrivels up. Yes, the entertainment that usually flows from your speakers and headphones Wednesdays at 8pm like delicious golden honey will be surplanted with an enlarged FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. Wot? No Dante's Hot Tub starring Juan Rapido? Yes, children, Juan going with his parents to see "The Hobbit, Five Armys, Count 'Em, Five", and they must stop him from chewing on the 3-D glasses, since he won't be chewing out Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Sherilyn Connelly. But its ok, 'cause if he doesn't chew, his teeth will grow through his brain.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Just like Dante's Hot Tub, but soaking in spilled wine, roaches with a naked Dr. Hal.


Chatroom History
January 7, 2015 8:00pm - 10:00pm
vj pussycat: this is the weirdest dante's hot tub. sounds suspiciously like nhlg (8:22pm)
lasers in the jungle: just like in "CONGO" (8:32pm)
Karen Carpenter: don' t tht just beat all? (8:33pm)
Banana: Addict (8:35pm)
vj pussycat: sure thing karen. what did you do with juan rapido? (8:36pm)
vj pussycat: and was that the boy in the plastic bubble? (8:36pm)
vj pussycat: IT IS!!!! (8:37pm)
vj pussycat: TBITPB (8:37pm)
Mojo Jojo: Ooooh, that is a MISCONCEPTION! (8:37pm)
vj pussycat: WOOOO HOOO (8:38pm)
MaxMix: Nice job Nose Hair! (8:38pm)
vj pussycat: he has aids (8:42pm)
no one should have to listen: to this show at 8pm!!!! (8:42pm)
sharkey: $13 (8:43pm)
sharkey: mmore reverb (8:44pm)
sharkey: vasekina (8:45pm)
sharkey: vaselina (8:45pm)
Alan B.: Alan B. (8:46pm)
Alan B.: wait? what? (8:47pm)
Alan B.: Alan B. (8:47pm)
Alan B.: LOL. (8:47pm)
Alan B.: Is this (8:48pm)
Alan B.: where I apply (8:48pm)
Alan B.: to participate in (8:48pm)
Alan B.: the fat, white hot tub? (8:49pm)
Alan B.: He's not your dad! (8:49pm)
do some back: announcing (8:50pm)
Alan B.: Dante's Hot Tub, now with less MRSA. (8:50pm)
Alan B.: MRSA infection: http://mayocl.in/1wWGbX8 (8:51pm)
Alan B.: With my one earbud (8:51pm)
thy rod and thy staph: shall do something... (8:51pm)
Alan B.: Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA) infection is caused by a strain of staph bacteria that's become resistant to the antibiotics commonly used to treat ordinary staph infections. (8:51pm)
meth-driven: chatterbox (8:52pm)
Alan B.: Okay, let's freak 'em out, Chatterbox. Chime in! (8:52pm)
killing my ears: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::: (8:54pm)
Alan B.: Those SFX are making me need to pee. (8:54pm)
Alan B.: "Hot Tub Rash" (Pseudomonas Dermatitis / Folliculitis) http://1.usa.gov/1wWGW2q (8:55pm)
Alan B.: He stays crunchy, even in milk. (8:57pm)
Alan B.: Touche (8:57pm)
sharkey: eat my naked flesh with a little chianti (8:58pm)
Alan B.: Moral Characteristics of the Prophets: A Qur�anic Perspective http://bit.ly/1wWHzZL (8:59pm)
Alan B.: 1. Submissive to God (8:59pm)
Alan B.: 2. Gentle to the people (8:59pm)
Alan B.: 3. Deep concern for the people (9:00pm)
Alan B.: Most kind and merciful to the faithful (9:00pm)
Alan B.: (4) (9:00pm)
Alan B.: Who has faith in God and His words (9:00pm)
Alan B.: 6. God-fearing (9:00pm)
Alan B.: 7. Pure in his worship (9:00pm)
Alan B.: 8. His heart is strenthened by God (9:01pm)
Alan B.: 9. He puts his trust in God (9:01pm)
Alan B.: 10. Mercy to all the inhabitants of the world (9:01pm)
Alan B.: and five more (9:01pm)
Alan B.: The Koran can't be a worse-edited book than the Bible. (9:02pm)
sharkey: nices to pieces (9:03pm)
Alan B.: I have been to Nice, it's nice. (9:03pm)
sharkey: sheesh it's neece (9:04pm)
Alan B.: Don't play the Kronos ID, either (9:06pm)
sharkey: where do i see the show here? (9:06pm)
Alan B.: No, the inlaws are. (9:07pm)
don't play anything: not excellent (9:07pm)
Alan B.: Get Dr. H.A.L., we need his thunderstick. (9:07pm)
sharkey: is John Revolta resistant to antibiotics? (9:08pm)
Alan B.: I saw this goddamn TV film live, aged 11. (9:09pm)
Alan B.: John Travolta - Let Her In (1976) http://bit.ly/1xHvSLB (9:11pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1xHwaSx (9:13pm)
Alan B.: Can we please have a time check on the film? (9:14pm)
Alan B.: Or just post a link to the timecode of the sideboob. (9:15pm)
vj pussycat: I didn't look at fb today (9:19pm)
vj pussycat: I saw dr fiasco nyd (9:19pm)
Alan B.: I ruined it OF COURSE. (9:21pm)
vj pussycat: Glynis (9:21pm)
vj pussycat: Yes Glynis (9:22pm)
Alan B.: A nice Jewish girl (9:22pm)
Alan B.: 55:47 -- John Travolta's side boob (9:23pm)
vj pussycat: is she a scientologist? (9:24pm)
vj pussycat: Helen slater was in afterschool specials (9:25pm)
Alan B.: 1:02 - A goddamned dunebuggy (9:25pm)
vj pussycat: I think she is in dinky hocker shoots smack (9:26pm)
Alan B.: I loved that shit. (9:26pm)
vj pussycat: is helen slater a scientologist? (9:28pm)
Alan B.: Nope, Vertigo (9:29pm)
Alan B.: DC's weirdo imprint. (9:29pm)
Alan B.: Vertigo (9:30pm)
Alan B.: It was derivative of HST and like him, repetitive. (9:30pm)
Alan B.: But the climax was awesome, calling back to the lady who froze her brain and came back. (9:31pm)
Alan B.: You should really read Grant Morrison's The Invisibles, if you haven't, Karen. (9:31pm)
Alan B.: KILLED BY THE PUSSY. (9:31pm)
Alan B.: HST had is role to play. Campaign Trail was the book that grew me up. (9:32pm)
Alan B.: PUT IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM (9:35pm)
Alan B.: Does Dr. Fiasco write H.A.L.'s show descriptions on the podcasts? (9:39pm)
Alan B.: BobMarc's Dr. H.A.L. impression is SPOT ON. (9:41pm)
Alan B.: I totally miss my Astro Van, sold it running for $200 and regret it deeply. The truck-body model. (9:49pm)
Alan B.: No back seatbelts for the kids. (9:49pm)
Alan B.: I bow to your mechanical prowess. (9:50pm)
Alan B.: Every joke song should be one chorus and one verse. (9:53pm)
Alan B.: ... and before that . . . (9:53pm)
Alan B.: That picture proves . . . Archimedes was right. (9:55pm)
Alan B.: Yeah, you are. (9:57pm)
Alan B.: He had one job and he did it. (9:57pm)
Alan B.: It just makes programming sense. (9:58pm)
Alan B.: Stress-testing the compressor limiter. (9:59pm)