In a world where no one is safe from capricious emperors, Old Testament gods, natural calamities, corrupt border police, flooded submarines, pirates, inept air traffic control, military school brats, western outlaws, power-mad Tutor kings, dying plankton, football fans, skyjackers, big city gamblers, three or more musketeers, jealous suitors, Confederate prisoners, zombies and ants, there comes a man whose chiseled jaw, broad shoulders, political activism and baritone voice will stand and have the last word. Most of the time. Well, sometimes. OK, ok... in at least one disaster film, John Carter (better known by his totally fake name "Charleton Heston") gets to do the HESTON REVEAL, which is immediately followed by audience gasps. Just like in every FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, with incidental background victims Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly and KrOB.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: It's made of people.

Chatroom History
April 22, 2015 10:00pm - 1:26am
vj pussycat: charlton heston put his vest on (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: http://bit.ly/1bxWJm5 (10:11pm)
revpeas: is it good show (10:21pm)
revpeas: ?????? (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: it is (10:22pm)
revpeas: ok then (10:22pm)
revpeas: yes e.g. robinson was in the greatest story ever told (10:22pm)
revpeas: scribe (10:22pm)
revpeas: blue striped headress (10:23pm)
revpeas: see here moses (10:23pm)
nexus006: Moses says hell yeah I wanna hear a trach. (11:01pm)
ken: first raspberry pi and now countersinking? this feels like home. (11:31pm)