59. Secretary, or Clerk. The recording officer is variously called Clerk, or Secretary, or Recording Secretary (where there is also a Corresponding Secretary), or Recorder, or Scribe, etc. The secretary is the recording officer of the radio station and the custodian of its records except such as are specifically assigned to others, as the treasurer's books. These records are open, however, to inspection by any member at reasonable times, and where a committee needs any records of a society for the proper performance of its duties, they should be turned over to its chairman. The same principle applies in boards and committees, their records being accessible to members of the board or committee, as the case may be, but to no others.

In addition to keeping the records of the podcast and the minutes of the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, it is the duty of the secretary to keep a register, or roll, of the members and to call the roll when required; to notify officers, committees, and delegates of their appointment, and to furnish committees with all papers referred to them, and delegates with credentials; and to sign with the president (don't call him the boss) all orders on the treasurer authorized by the society, unless otherwise specified in the by-laws. Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly should also keep one book in which the constitution, by-laws, rules of order, and standing rules should all be written, leaving every other page blank; and whenever an amendment is made to any of them, in addition to being recorded in the minutes it should be immediately entered on the page opposite to the article amended, with a reference, in red ink, to the date and page of the minutes where it is recorded.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Without order, it's chaos.

Chatroom History
May 20, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
Kat Herding: corporate messaging FTW (10:02pm)
Karen Carpenter: pull a cluetrain, why don't ya? (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: what?! philo's leaving?!! : ( (10:40pm)
tontine: It's a tontine (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: kpfa always cuts out puzzling evidence outtro music now (10:46pm)
tontine: And they're people you know. (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: thx karen. implying I'm below average (10:48pm)
tontine: sell the listener! (10:49pm)
tontine: Take my class! (10:49pm)
tontine: Arduino was the bar the inventors hung out in. (10:49pm)
tontine: It's an investment thing. (10:50pm)
tontine: They all invest in a company. (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: you said duty (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: so sad about PHILO (11:13pm)
tontine: No, he was walking down the street. (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: can you get tickets to am assassination? (11:31pm)
tontine: I got kicked out of the weeblos. (11:34pm)