It took years of intelligence gathering and a feverish manhunt. In the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco are finally able to share details of a highly classified operation that involved the NSA*, the DMV and the AARP, in which...

We finally obtained FRANK CHU's PHONE NUMBER!!!!!

Yes, we are now finally able to call the Perennial Protester and Lexical Troublemaker to find out how the 12 Galaxies are holding up. We may also order some pizza for him and sign him up for a visit by the Jehovah's Witnesses.

Watch in shock and awe as SEAL Team VI, guided by encrypted infra red CHU beacons, descends on John Hell's Imelda-esque lingerie closet!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Radio Valencia's Spear Tip in the War on Tourism!