THE FINAL BROADCAST
HOW TO BEAT HOME VIDEO GAMES
June 24, 2015 10:00pm
Welcome to your first professional lesson in mastering home video games! We don't mean just mastering the basics of gameplay like some schmuck, but learning those super-strategies, those little-known tricks and secrests, those techniques that will take you farther into each game program on today's agenda than you've ever been before.
Armed with the information you'll learn on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, your scores should increase dramatically. You'll see all the games in action, sometimes in slow-motion, so don't be afraid you'll miss something, n00b. Just keep you ears on the screen and your eyes on the sound of Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly's voices as they demonstrate their techniques for you.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: But please, for the love of god, do not grab your joystick.
Chatroom History
June 24, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
Dr. Penny: 313 (10:23pm)
Perfect_Timing: I hate driving.... (10:24pm)
Dr. Penny: 313 vs. how many pages for the Atari 2600 (10:24pm)
Dr. Penny: 6 pages, but small print (10:39pm)
Armed with the information you'll learn on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, your scores should increase dramatically. You'll see all the games in action, sometimes in slow-motion, so don't be afraid you'll miss something, n00b. Just keep you ears on the screen and your eyes on the sound of Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly's voices as they demonstrate their techniques for you.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: But please, for the love of god, do not grab your joystick.
Chatroom History
June 24, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
Dr. Penny: 313 (10:23pm)
Perfect_Timing: I hate driving.... (10:24pm)
Dr. Penny: 313 vs. how many pages for the Atari 2600 (10:24pm)
Dr. Penny: 6 pages, but small print (10:39pm)