THE FINAL BROADCAST
MARTY AND RUST
July 1, 2015 10:00pm
Well, good news everybody! I like the new season of True Detective so much that tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of the "radio" show on NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is certain to delight you... and by delight, we mean you will be so moved at the sheer brilliance that you will be writing phrases like:
" supremely unimpressed"
" unrelenting noir-flavored obfuscation"
" trying to pass as some vague sort of profundity"
" boring"
" propitious"
...and "sad as Colin Farrell's droopstache".
While KrOB and Puzzling Evidence are left wondering why Karen Carpenter couldn't shut up sooner.
Chatroom History
July 1, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: are y'all even there? (11:24pm)
Kaaren: yup we are here (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: colliding hedrons (11:28pm)
Kaaren: maybe (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: uh huhhhh (11:30pm)
Karen Carpenter: coaling station (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: miner (11:34pm)
Karen Carpenter: suicide booths (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: built in grave (11:35pm)
Perfect_Timing: Dr. Archer? (11:38pm)
Perfect_Timing: Can we talk about phrasing? (11:38pm)
Karen Carpenter: soon (11:41pm)
Dr Phrase: No Speak of my Life! (11:41pm)
Perfect_Timing: Danger Zone.... (11:41pm)
King Of Pink: Sure (11:41pm)
King of Presents: It's not hal's show (11:43pm)
Perfect_Timing: That no one knows you're a dog. (11:43pm)
Perfect_Timing: Wait... That's the internet. (11:43pm)
InnerNet: Wha?! (11:43pm)
X-Day: is so over (11:44pm)
Taylor Swift : I love the show (11:45pm)
Perfect_Timing: Ladies and gentleman... I give you.... LETHAL CHAMBER! (11:45pm)
Perfect_Timing: My bad. (11:46pm)
Perfect_Timing: I'm working on it. (11:46pm)
It: ? (11:47pm)
Perfect_Timing: The seven pillars of pirate radio? (11:47pm)
Perfect_Timing: Ladies and gentlemen: SHARIA POWER! (11:47pm)
nexus006: Did I miss any contractor talk? (11:47pm)
Perfect_Timing: Okay, it's neither pirate, nor radio... Discuss. (11:47pm)
Perfect_Timing: Human mic-stand. (11:48pm)
Perfect_Timing: Voices of Death (11:51pm)
Perfect_Timing: If he remembers it even now... (11:51pm)
Perfect_Timing: *even (11:52pm)
Perfect_Timing: First they came for my Holiday Special VHS... And I said nothing... (11:57pm)
Perfect_Timing: Sounds like Michael Caine. (11:58pm)
Perfect_Timing: One of the other 17 million snotty British men... (11:58pm)
Perfect_Timing: Sean Bean? (11:59pm)
" supremely unimpressed"
" unrelenting noir-flavored obfuscation"
" trying to pass as some vague sort of profundity"
" boring"
" propitious"
...and "sad as Colin Farrell's droopstache".
While KrOB and Puzzling Evidence are left wondering why Karen Carpenter couldn't shut up sooner.
Chatroom History
July 1, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: are y'all even there? (11:24pm)
Kaaren: yup we are here (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: colliding hedrons (11:28pm)
Kaaren: maybe (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: uh huhhhh (11:30pm)
Karen Carpenter: coaling station (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: miner (11:34pm)
Karen Carpenter: suicide booths (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: built in grave (11:35pm)
Perfect_Timing: Dr. Archer? (11:38pm)
Perfect_Timing: Can we talk about phrasing? (11:38pm)
Karen Carpenter: soon (11:41pm)
Dr Phrase: No Speak of my Life! (11:41pm)
Perfect_Timing: Danger Zone.... (11:41pm)
King Of Pink: Sure (11:41pm)
King of Presents: It's not hal's show (11:43pm)
Perfect_Timing: That no one knows you're a dog. (11:43pm)
Perfect_Timing: Wait... That's the internet. (11:43pm)
InnerNet: Wha?! (11:43pm)
X-Day: is so over (11:44pm)
Taylor Swift : I love the show (11:45pm)
Perfect_Timing: Ladies and gentleman... I give you.... LETHAL CHAMBER! (11:45pm)
Perfect_Timing: My bad. (11:46pm)
Perfect_Timing: I'm working on it. (11:46pm)
It: ? (11:47pm)
Perfect_Timing: The seven pillars of pirate radio? (11:47pm)
Perfect_Timing: Ladies and gentlemen: SHARIA POWER! (11:47pm)
nexus006: Did I miss any contractor talk? (11:47pm)
Perfect_Timing: Okay, it's neither pirate, nor radio... Discuss. (11:47pm)
Perfect_Timing: Human mic-stand. (11:48pm)
Perfect_Timing: Voices of Death (11:51pm)
Perfect_Timing: If he remembers it even now... (11:51pm)
Perfect_Timing: *even (11:52pm)
Perfect_Timing: First they came for my Holiday Special VHS... And I said nothing... (11:57pm)
Perfect_Timing: Sounds like Michael Caine. (11:58pm)
Perfect_Timing: One of the other 17 million snotty British men... (11:58pm)
Perfect_Timing: Sean Bean? (11:59pm)
