The first Radio Valencia comptroller primary debates, hosted by Fox News and Facebook in conjunction with the Ohio Republican Party, were held at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio on Aug. 6. A new poll from Public Policy Polling reveals that John Hell is currently trailing in head-to-head match-ups in Iowa against four inanimate objects: a pencil, a chair, a minibar and a ceramic coaster. Hell's opponents, DJ Deadair and the late Don Joyce, also outpolled him. Two new polls appear to be bad news for Juan Rapido, showing he would easily win, despite his continued denials of running for re-election. However, presumptive frontrunner, candidate KrOB told Greta Van Susteren tonight that not only is NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND to blame for the rise of ISIS, they still has no strategy to deal with the terror group other than turn their FINAL BROADCAST up to the highest low power setting allowed.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Go ahead and throw away your vote.

Chatroom History
August 12, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
Captain Phillips: FUCK PIRATES (10:12pm)
nexus006: KNob is owned by the bacon hotdog cart cartel... (10:15pm)
bigfatoldmoozer: violence ! ! ! aaaa (10:21pm)
bigfatoldmoozer: republicans should be eaten by moutain lions and centipedes (10:25pm)
bigfatoldmoozer: man now i gotta eat, these people are making me hunger for human flesh !! (10:26pm)
Sesame Street alien: damn, just learned of ceiling collapse at First Ave in Mpls. memories there (10:34pm)
nexus006: We're all losers here tonight. (11:47pm)
vj pussycat: damn that went fast (11:59pm)