THE FINAL BROADCAST
ONE DOWN, DOZENS TO GO
September 16, 2015 10:00pm
Well, that was quick! It's already time for another Republican debate, and once again, Radio Valencia's crack news team will cover it on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND from a super-secret remote location. (Also in a super secret location will be Rick Perry's smart-guy glasses. We'll miss you, glasses! The candidates will be armed with nothing but a pad of paper, a pen, and a glass of water, while Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly will have none of those things, but they will have some big questions: who's Ben Carson, again? Why isn't Kim Davis up there? Where's Mitt Romney through all this? And, in the name of all that is holy, can you pass the vaporizer?
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: We still need brain.
Chatroom History
September 16, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: I can hear you (10:03pm)
Nexus006: Radio...the WTF is happening sound!?! (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: yes I can (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: charming people shit the breeze (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: that mic is working (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: best show EVER (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: that mic is low (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: can barely hear you over trump (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: um sorta (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: yea it's fine (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: yes (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: the recorded layer is a little too loud with your mica (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: Kiko would love this (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: ha (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: validation (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: better (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: eh (10:11pm)
vj pussycat: dead air (10:11pm)
vj pussycat: where's Gil Scott heron (10:11pm)
vj pussycat: I think this is robo dj now (10:12pm)
Split Grip: yea (10:12pm)
vj pussycat: right? (10:13pm)
vj pussycat: cmon karen get your tech together! (10:13pm)
vj pussycat: yes (10:15pm)
vj pussycat: good job. I knew you could do it (10:15pm)
vj pussycat: ok two buttons (10:16pm)
vj pussycat: maybe it's three buttons (10:16pm)
vj pussycat: feedback loop y'all (10:17pm)
vj pussycat: yea robo dj is gone (10:17pm)
vj pussycat: now if we could only get rid of that douce (10:18pm)
vj pussycat: douche (10:19pm)
vj pussycat: sorry (10:19pm)
vj pussycat: oh yea, that hadron collider's really helping matters (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: so, now that all that broadcasting shit is figured out, are you taking callers too (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: never forget (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: sounds as good as studio (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: robodj returns (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: two buttons Pete!!! (10:39pm)
Karen Carpenter: on it! (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: yer back (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: ? (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: no maybe not (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: but could be (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: but probably not (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: please stand by (10:41pm)
Karen Carpenter: working on it (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: standing by... (10:47pm)
Karen Carpenter: you're missing a technically great show in our headphones (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: podcast (10:48pm)
Karen Carpenter: soon (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: it's not the same when it's not live tho (10:49pm)
Karen Carpenter: ok, very soon (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: ok then (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: do tell (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: yea (10:52pm)
vj pussycat: quit pressing the buttons (10:52pm)
vj pussycat: robo (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: again (10:53pm)
Karen Carpenter: ok it (10:57pm)
Karen Carpenter: on iy (10:57pm)
Karen Carpenter: on it (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: does it smell like hot yoga (11:06pm)
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: We still need brain.
Chatroom History
September 16, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: I can hear you (10:03pm)
Nexus006: Radio...the WTF is happening sound!?! (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: yes I can (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: charming people shit the breeze (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: that mic is working (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: best show EVER (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: that mic is low (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: can barely hear you over trump (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: um sorta (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: yea it's fine (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: yes (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: the recorded layer is a little too loud with your mica (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: Kiko would love this (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: ha (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: validation (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: better (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: eh (10:11pm)
vj pussycat: dead air (10:11pm)
vj pussycat: where's Gil Scott heron (10:11pm)
vj pussycat: I think this is robo dj now (10:12pm)
Split Grip: yea (10:12pm)
vj pussycat: right? (10:13pm)
vj pussycat: cmon karen get your tech together! (10:13pm)
vj pussycat: yes (10:15pm)
vj pussycat: good job. I knew you could do it (10:15pm)
vj pussycat: ok two buttons (10:16pm)
vj pussycat: maybe it's three buttons (10:16pm)
vj pussycat: feedback loop y'all (10:17pm)
vj pussycat: yea robo dj is gone (10:17pm)
vj pussycat: now if we could only get rid of that douce (10:18pm)
vj pussycat: douche (10:19pm)
vj pussycat: sorry (10:19pm)
vj pussycat: oh yea, that hadron collider's really helping matters (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: so, now that all that broadcasting shit is figured out, are you taking callers too (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: never forget (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: sounds as good as studio (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: robodj returns (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: two buttons Pete!!! (10:39pm)
Karen Carpenter: on it! (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: yer back (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: ? (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: no maybe not (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: but could be (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: but probably not (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: please stand by (10:41pm)
Karen Carpenter: working on it (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: standing by... (10:47pm)
Karen Carpenter: you're missing a technically great show in our headphones (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: podcast (10:48pm)
Karen Carpenter: soon (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: it's not the same when it's not live tho (10:49pm)
Karen Carpenter: ok, very soon (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: ok then (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: do tell (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: yea (10:52pm)
vj pussycat: quit pressing the buttons (10:52pm)
vj pussycat: robo (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: again (10:53pm)
Karen Carpenter: ok it (10:57pm)
Karen Carpenter: on iy (10:57pm)
Karen Carpenter: on it (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: does it smell like hot yoga (11:06pm)