A recent series of investigative reports has produced a look into the unsavory activities of Planned Singlehood, this country's leading organization for the perpetuation and coddling of aging frat boys, hyper-aware wymen, Salesforce employees, and other random nozzles. Videos were secretly recorded of Planned Singlehood executives discussing the seminars and services offered, including: "Varsity Collar-Popping Tips", "Generic Roofies: As Good or Better?", "Manspreading on the Googlebus", "Managing Your Social Media Outrage d' jour for Maximum Likes", "Mother-Shaming at the Checkout", "How to be Liberal on Facebook But a Libertarian in Bed", "Real-Life Testing of 'Dump': the Uber of Breakup Apps", and "Surviving a Significant Other".

It is clearly your moral obligation to hear happily (and legally) married Karen Carpenter exploit the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND to lecture Sherilyn Connelly, Bob-Marc, KrOB, Puzzling Evidence, Juan Rapido, DJ Bruno, Dr. Hal, all the new people doing Over The Edge plus that guy with the bedbug sniffing dog, about their selfish lifestyles.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Cool story, Bro!


Chatroom History
September 23, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am

Alan B.: The diet of no fucks. (10:02pm)
vj pussycat: whoopee (10:06pm)
Alan B.: Don Rickles!! Fuck yeah! (10:07pm)
Alan B.: Hey, vj! (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: hiya alan b! (10:07pm)
Alan B.: Okay, bed time. (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: wow, that was fast (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: tell krob I said hello (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: John wayne (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: Oh I miss this song! (12:21am)