In the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco apply their useless graduate degrees into the burgeoning field of ArcheoEthnoAnthropology of Fictitious Civilizations that Don't Exist and that We Totally Made Up.

Explore ancient civilizations of the future, such as the Goldman Saxons, The Bollynesians and the Passive Agrecians in a setting that makes the History Channel look positively high brow.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Radio Valencia's Helping Hand In the Downfall of Western Civilization.