THE FINAL BROADCAST
THE FINAL CHRISTMAS ESPETACULO OF NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND
December 23, 2015 10:00pm
Like the Outkast Reunion Tour, we are putting together ALL THE CAST MEMBERS OF NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND PAST AND PRESENT TOGETHER for a FINAL BROADCAST of the show under the same roof. This roof being the one over KAREN CARPENTER'S recently renovated Châteuesque Tudor estate in the heart of the now-tony Mission District.
It will be like Van Halen with BOTH DAVE LEE ROTH *AND* SAMMY HAGAR !!!
Featuring old classics and brand new never heard before sounds sure to turn any Santa out there into Pol Pot and vice-versa.
Starring MySpace enthusiast Bob Marc, Break-up DJ Karen Carpenter, Old Firm Casual Geek Freak with Ray Conniff groupie Dr. Fiasco
You can not afford not to miss it.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND - "Disappointment will always let you down."
Chatroom History
December 23, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
Alan B.: Juan is a mench. (10:05pm)
Alan B.: Far less distortion than last year, but still pretty overmodulated. (10:06pm)
Alan B.: Better. (10:06pm)
vj pussycat: static!!! (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: not much (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: Google mapped it (10:08pm)
Dr. Penny: The adonis Mission martian and Dr. Fiasco!!!!!! (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: yes it does (10:09pm)
Alan B.: I have Pete's phone no., but I've never called it. (10:09pm)
Alan B.: The sound is waaaaaaay to hot. (10:10pm)
Alan B.: The mics are okay. (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: I have kiko's phone number. I think (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: Mics good. background annoying. (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: just like Kiko likes it (10:11pm)
Alan B.: But the engagement is 10/10. (10:12pm)
vj pussycat: 11 (10:12pm)
vj pussycat: happy quanza Alan b (10:13pm)
vj pussycat: signal keeps dropping out (10:14pm)
Alan B.: Happy Slackmessness, vj! (10:14pm)
vj pussycat: why thank you mist ah b (10:15pm)
Alan B.: Pete is still trying to run this off his Wi-Fi, WTF. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: My pleasure. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: The background noise is in the foreground. Who is trying to whisper over it? (10:17pm)
Karen Carpenter: actually hardwired to my router... (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Okay, sorry. Now it is steadily OK. (10:18pm)
Karen Carpenter: no meter and 2 mixers (10:18pm)
Alan B.: MUCH better balance! (10:18pm)
Alan B.: Trust me, considering the circumstances, it is great. (10:18pm)
vj pussycat: nose hair sports show (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: say yea again (10:21pm)
Alan B.: Okay, mic technique is now much better. (10:22pm)
Alan B.: It's my boyfriend, Bernie! (10:23pm)
Alan B.: Okay, too hot again, the compressor/limiter is weeping. (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: missing pax? (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: midget porn (10:25pm)
Alan B.: GrannyPorn (10:25pm)
Dr. Penny: Jack Sparrow octopus porn (10:25pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1ZqqZCz (10:26pm)
Alan B.: NSFW http://bit.ly/1Zqr35b (10:27pm)
Alan B.: Donald Trump BloodPlay (10:27pm)
Alan B.: Fucking Winston Churchill is the worst sort of porn. (10:30pm)
Dr. Penny: Trump tupe porn (10:30pm)
Alan B.: Except for Hillary Clinton B&D (10:30pm)
Alan B.: Limey Bastard is my favorite drink. (10:31pm)
Alan B.: Two parts Tetley's Original Bitter to one part mushy peas (10:32pm)
Dr. Penny: Oh, they "did" the whole Mission. (10:36pm)
Alan B.: This has veered form sports to war. (10:36pm)
Perfect_Timing: Serious distortion.... (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Get Sarah in to break up this sausage fest. (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Headphone volume is key. (10:37pm)
Alan B.: Can we talk about baking? Or Pinterest? (10:38pm)
Perfect_Timing: Still distorted at low volume... Backing off of the mic is key. (10:38pm)
Dr. Penny: stories being told while in pajamas (10:39pm)
Alan B.: Well, that took a turn. (10:41pm)
Alan B.: "Fuck the troops." - BobMarc (10:41pm)
Dr. Penny: Wild west republicans (10:43pm)
Sesame Street alien: edible split-crotch governments (10:50pm)
Alan B.: Crotchless Supreme Court robes. (10:52pm)
Alan B.: Geography Chat. (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Who can name all 50 state capitals? (10:56pm)
Mrs.: mrs. (11:01pm)
Alan B.: Set up Rump Yugoslavia (11:02pm)
Mrs.: Please tell us if you hear broadcast gaps (aka internet burps) (11:02pm)
Alan B.: Okay for now. (11:02pm)
Mrs.: Hi Alan B! (11:02pm)
Mrs.: Thx for help (11:02pm)
Alan B.: Hi! Just dropped, but it is the Internet buffering. (11:03pm)
Mrs.: Okie. not much we can change here. stay tuned (11:04pm)
Alan B.: The balance and distortion are much better. Pete needs to invest in a mobile compressor. (11:06pm)
Alan B.: Don Joyce filled up grocery bags full of cassettes. (11:08pm)
Alan B.: I heart BobMarc, calling back to Ian Dury. Goddamn. (11:15pm)
Alan B.: Ask him about Wreckless Eric. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: HEART HEART HEART (11:17pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1TiRMwU (11:18pm)
Karen Carpenter: thx (11:20pm)
Alan B.: I am up waaaaay too late, but 1/2 day tomorrow. (11:24pm)
Alan B.: Havin' fun! (11:24pm)
Alan B.: This whole conversation reminds me of Hitsville UK by The Clash http://bit.ly/1TiS2fj (11:25pm)
Alan B.: All we need is Michael Peppe and we have Bingo. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: G'nite, and Merry Christmas, everybody. (11:33pm)
Karen Carpenter: moral and horror are your friends (1:03am)
It will be like Van Halen with BOTH DAVE LEE ROTH *AND* SAMMY HAGAR !!!
Featuring old classics and brand new never heard before sounds sure to turn any Santa out there into Pol Pot and vice-versa.
Starring MySpace enthusiast Bob Marc, Break-up DJ Karen Carpenter, Old Firm Casual Geek Freak with Ray Conniff groupie Dr. Fiasco
You can not afford not to miss it.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND - "Disappointment will always let you down."
Chatroom History
December 23, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
Alan B.: Juan is a mench. (10:05pm)
Alan B.: Far less distortion than last year, but still pretty overmodulated. (10:06pm)
Alan B.: Better. (10:06pm)
vj pussycat: static!!! (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: not much (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: Google mapped it (10:08pm)
Dr. Penny: The adonis Mission martian and Dr. Fiasco!!!!!! (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: yes it does (10:09pm)
Alan B.: I have Pete's phone no., but I've never called it. (10:09pm)
Alan B.: The sound is waaaaaaay to hot. (10:10pm)
Alan B.: The mics are okay. (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: I have kiko's phone number. I think (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: Mics good. background annoying. (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: just like Kiko likes it (10:11pm)
Alan B.: But the engagement is 10/10. (10:12pm)
vj pussycat: 11 (10:12pm)
vj pussycat: happy quanza Alan b (10:13pm)
vj pussycat: signal keeps dropping out (10:14pm)
Alan B.: Happy Slackmessness, vj! (10:14pm)
vj pussycat: why thank you mist ah b (10:15pm)
Alan B.: Pete is still trying to run this off his Wi-Fi, WTF. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: My pleasure. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: The background noise is in the foreground. Who is trying to whisper over it? (10:17pm)
Karen Carpenter: actually hardwired to my router... (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Okay, sorry. Now it is steadily OK. (10:18pm)
Karen Carpenter: no meter and 2 mixers (10:18pm)
Alan B.: MUCH better balance! (10:18pm)
Alan B.: Trust me, considering the circumstances, it is great. (10:18pm)
vj pussycat: nose hair sports show (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: say yea again (10:21pm)
Alan B.: Okay, mic technique is now much better. (10:22pm)
Alan B.: It's my boyfriend, Bernie! (10:23pm)
Alan B.: Okay, too hot again, the compressor/limiter is weeping. (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: missing pax? (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: midget porn (10:25pm)
Alan B.: GrannyPorn (10:25pm)
Dr. Penny: Jack Sparrow octopus porn (10:25pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1ZqqZCz (10:26pm)
Alan B.: NSFW http://bit.ly/1Zqr35b (10:27pm)
Alan B.: Donald Trump BloodPlay (10:27pm)
Alan B.: Fucking Winston Churchill is the worst sort of porn. (10:30pm)
Dr. Penny: Trump tupe porn (10:30pm)
Alan B.: Except for Hillary Clinton B&D (10:30pm)
Alan B.: Limey Bastard is my favorite drink. (10:31pm)
Alan B.: Two parts Tetley's Original Bitter to one part mushy peas (10:32pm)
Dr. Penny: Oh, they "did" the whole Mission. (10:36pm)
Alan B.: This has veered form sports to war. (10:36pm)
Perfect_Timing: Serious distortion.... (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Get Sarah in to break up this sausage fest. (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Headphone volume is key. (10:37pm)
Alan B.: Can we talk about baking? Or Pinterest? (10:38pm)
Perfect_Timing: Still distorted at low volume... Backing off of the mic is key. (10:38pm)
Dr. Penny: stories being told while in pajamas (10:39pm)
Alan B.: Well, that took a turn. (10:41pm)
Alan B.: "Fuck the troops." - BobMarc (10:41pm)
Dr. Penny: Wild west republicans (10:43pm)
Sesame Street alien: edible split-crotch governments (10:50pm)
Alan B.: Crotchless Supreme Court robes. (10:52pm)
Alan B.: Geography Chat. (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Who can name all 50 state capitals? (10:56pm)
Mrs.: mrs. (11:01pm)
Alan B.: Set up Rump Yugoslavia (11:02pm)
Mrs.: Please tell us if you hear broadcast gaps (aka internet burps) (11:02pm)
Alan B.: Okay for now. (11:02pm)
Mrs.: Hi Alan B! (11:02pm)
Mrs.: Thx for help (11:02pm)
Alan B.: Hi! Just dropped, but it is the Internet buffering. (11:03pm)
Mrs.: Okie. not much we can change here. stay tuned (11:04pm)
Alan B.: The balance and distortion are much better. Pete needs to invest in a mobile compressor. (11:06pm)
Alan B.: Don Joyce filled up grocery bags full of cassettes. (11:08pm)
Alan B.: I heart BobMarc, calling back to Ian Dury. Goddamn. (11:15pm)
Alan B.: Ask him about Wreckless Eric. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: HEART HEART HEART (11:17pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1TiRMwU (11:18pm)
Karen Carpenter: thx (11:20pm)
Alan B.: I am up waaaaay too late, but 1/2 day tomorrow. (11:24pm)
Alan B.: Havin' fun! (11:24pm)
Alan B.: This whole conversation reminds me of Hitsville UK by The Clash http://bit.ly/1TiS2fj (11:25pm)
Alan B.: All we need is Michael Peppe and we have Bingo. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: G'nite, and Merry Christmas, everybody. (11:33pm)
Karen Carpenter: moral and horror are your friends (1:03am)
