Who would have predicted the sheer brilliance of Sherilyn Connelly for force feeding our listener the unmitigated horror of every Republican debate this election cycle? Certainly not I, Karen Carpenter, nor he, Bob-Marc, or That Darned KrOB. We're not going to sugar coat this bitter pill anymore. Eat it. Eat it and get ready for more. With tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, our political team will complete coverage of 9 Republican debates, with 3 more to go. Oh, wait... you say we've been unusually cruel? There are at least 2 more Democratic debates, so wipe your tears, Chester, the fun is far from over!

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Chatroom History
February 17, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am

Dr. Penny: NHLG conquers the elections. (10:08pm)
Dr. Penny: NHLG conquers the nation. (10:12pm)
Dr. Penny: Is Karen's hair gray or blond? (10:13pm)
Dr. Penny: A bigger, lower maintenance boat for the Mission Martian. (10:19pm)
Dr. Penny: "Sexhurt, it's for the children." (10:23pm)
Dr. Penny: The bell rings, the next candidate salivates. (10:26pm)
Dr. Penny: But who doesn't love white russians????? (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: trump's eyes are $ $ (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: trump = %u20AC$$>{} (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: that's a big bear (10:41pm)
Eonomic viability: party on, yo (11:09pm)
Economic viability: Did somebody mention my name? (11:10pm)
Donald Trump: You know, this show isn't very good. (11:12pm)
Donald Trump: I have listened to a lot of shows. I know many good shows. (11:13pm)
Donald Trump: this show is not good. (11:13pm)
Donald Trump: I can tell you, if I am elected president, I will make sure that there will be better shows available for the American people. (11:15pm)
Donald Trump: Are the still bitching about the old lady? They got that all wrong. (11:16pm)
Donald Trump: Like that fruitcake knows what I think about the 2ond amendment... (11:18pm)
Donald Trump: I got your liberal right here, Cruz. (11:19pm)
Donald Trump: I get along with everybody. (11:20pm)
Donald Trump: WHen my dad gave me that small loan, do you think I would have made so much out o it if I couldn't get along with people? The guy has nothing... (11:21pm)
Donald Trump: I think about my children all the time. (11:22pm)
Donald Trump: This guy coul suck the chrome off a fender. That is how much this guy sucks. (11:24pm)