COLONEL
Have you ever seen this DJ
before, Captain Carpenter ?

He points to a Radio Valencia DJ.

CARPENTER
No, sir.

COLONEL
This gentleman or myself ?

CARPENTER
No, sir.

COLONEL
I believe on your last job you
executed a mime in Dolores Park,
is that right ?

CARPENTER
I am not presently disposed to
discuss that, sir.

MAJOR
Very good.


COLONEL
Then you can appreciate Command's
concern over the stations's -- shall we say
'erratic' methods of operation.


MAJOR
Communications naturally dwindled
with the lack of R.V. activity,
this is routine, expected ... but
six days communication
virtually stopped.

COLONEL
About the same time -- large numbers
of DJs began leaving the area -- this in
itself is not unusual since these
people are young, lazy and broke...
-- but something
is driving them out.

CARPENTER
I only met Puzzling Evidence once.

CIVILIAN
Would he remember you ?

CARPENTER
Maybe.

COLONEL
What was your impression of him ?

CARPENTER shrugs.


CARPENTER
You want me to clean it up --
simple and quiet.

CIVILIAN
Exactly -- you'll go up the
the studio in a MUNI --
appear in the Mission as if by
accident, re-establish your
acquaintance with Puzzling Evidence,
find out what's happened -- and
why. Then terminate his command.

CARPENTER
Terminate ?

CIVILIAN
Terminate with extreme prejudice.



NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: " I don't see any method at all, sir."