So there's this boy who sits in my group and he is ALWAYS distracting me, and every time I try to stop him, I'm the one who gets yelled at! It's not fair! He's the one speaking out when we are suppose to be quiet, but if I say "be quiet", everyone tells me to "shush!". Really, I'm not making this up! He thinks he is so cool and funny with what he's doing and I just want to be left alone and do my assignment, but noooo, he keeps on going on and on about his friends and where they are going, and all the cool things they are going to do. He is so immature and selfish and he won't leave me alone! I just want to do my work and go home and watch tv. Some people never learn that you just aren't interested in that childish nonsense anymore.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Totally not a metaphor for burning man.