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Chatroom History
September 13, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: there was a malderor associated with piss clear (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: idk if it's the same person, but I think not (10:29pm)
malderor: nah, that guy was a total asshole. (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: I miss lightning bugs (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: miss your show on RV (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: I totally remember that moment (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: I designed bm' spread kit art in 1997 (10:47pm)
netzard: I got that news on the playa when our pal Claire rolled up and told us. We did not listen to any radio except our own at Burning Man 1997. (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: dr fiasco's neighbors are Chinese mafia (10:49pm)
netzard: It was the 1s time we got outside news. pretty mindblowing (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: I was listening to bmfr (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: or rfbm (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: agreed, mind blowing (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: camp in aarpville (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: yes, current version of piss clear (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: so that is him? (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: where's the link to that cam?! (11:05pm)
malderor: mald-dur-or (11:11pm)
malderor: it's easy. (11:11pm)
vj pussycat: it was storytellers (11:25pm)
vj pussycat: call it storytellers (12:19am)
vj pussycat: this year's temple was David best (12:27am)
vj pussycat: he used pallet wood (12:27am)
vj pussycat: which exit (12:29am)