In a not entirely unexpected plot twist, Karen Carpenter, Radio Valencia's answer to Howard Stern (but not as good looking and with less class) was BANNED from Radio Valencia's Studios by Dracula, no, make it Torquemada, actually let's go with that Nero of Radio that is Chicken John.

In the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Dr. Fiasco interviews Karen Carpenter about the interrogations, the banishment to the Barbarian Provinces (i.e. the Inner Mission) the years in exile (well, more like a week), the smuggling of guns to the Resistance and the ensuing war of attrition. There will be laughter, crying and gnashing of teeth, and somewhere in the middle of all this, a radio show.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Too Hot for Radio Valencia!