Venality, Self-Dealing and Deceit are all Disciplines of the world's most ancient Art.

And tonight, in the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter & Dr. Fiasco celebrate the Masters of the craft, including the guy who wrote good reviews about Nero's harp playing, the brioche manufacturer who hired Mary Antoinette in a viral marketing scheme match and the Turkish Army official who thought it was a good idea to store powder kegs inside the Parthenon, not to mention more recent examples. Like the guy this morning who served Karen Carpenter a sesame bagel when Karen had clearly ordered a plain one. Bastard.

We could go on for a couple of years with this theme but in the interest of brevity and our upcoming FINAL BROADCAST about "MID-SIXTEENTH CENTURY PORCELAIN FIGURINES FROM EAST ANGLIA" we will have to cram it all in one show.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Rupert Murdoch hacked our cell phones and wept.