So the wife called, and we better go to see a surgeon, but what with the prices and all, the prices have snowballed, it's so absurd, yeah, no wonder they're closed. So anyhow, he went to see the dentist instead who gave him a pair of teeth, which wasn't any good at all. So instead of the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, he joined the bloody navy and went to sea.

They found a shortage of grain in Hartfordshire, and Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly knew that as time went by, they'd get a little bit older and a little bit slower.

Industrial output. Financial imbalance. The Watusi. The Twist. Eldorado.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Take this, sister, may it serve you well.


Chatroom History
January 3, 2017 10:00pm - 12:30am

John Hell: They have radios out there in minnesota? (10:05pm)
John Hell: we have som e pretty good signal strength on 87.9FM, but i don't think it's THAT good... (10:06pm)
DJ Dial-a-Shot: We have technology that goes above and beyond... (10:08pm)
John Hell: app air ently (10:09pm)
DJ Dial-a-Shot: That's what she said (10:10pm)
Dr. Penny: Such puzzling evidence. (10:19pm)
John Hell: thanks for ruining 2017 (10:20pm)
Dial-a-Shot: How the fuck could anyone ruin anything when listening to this badass station? (10:39pm)
Dial-a-Shot: Love seeing a bunch of 9s all across the board. Just in case I want to chat. Well, oh well. (10:43pm)
Karen Carpenter: what happened th DJ Dial-a-Shot, Dail-a-Shot? Hmmmmm? (10:58pm)
Faul: i am CLOOT (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: appy new year y'all (11:18pm)
y'all: sup? (11:20pm)
vj pussycat: 2017 (11:20pm)
vj pussycat: siri is an idiot (11:20pm)
siri: us, lee? (11:22pm)
vj pussycat: dont call me lee (11:23pm)
fighting words: melee (11:25pm)
fighting words: at this hour???? (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: how about that wood (11:30pm)
vj pussycat: isn't it good (11:31pm)
the norwegians: are leaving! (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: well i hope they forget to take their wood (11:32pm)
shoulda: coulda (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: wooda (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: only the first 10 minutes or so are worth watching (11:43pm)
rush n : a hack (11:45pm)
please help the: Oakland fire victims & Their families (11:46pm)
at radio valencia 87.9FM : health and industry go hand in hand (11:51pm)