Does history repeat itself, or is it Tourettes syndrome? Nixon had to depose independent special prosecutor Archibald Cox, Attorney General Elliot Richardson and Deputy Attorney General General William Ruckelshaus before finding an ambitious political toady named Robert Bork to do his dirty work. The fumigating mass now staining the Oval Office with his tantrums and wet farts, aided by his alcoholic white supremacist pretend friend, got the lickspittle they wanted on the first try. Bork got a Supreme Court nomination for wiping his huge white ass with the Department of Justice Code of Ethical Conduct, so what shall be Dana Boente's reward for a few days of civil rights suppression? We at NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND expect it to be a slightly defective red MAGA cap, shipping not included. And however pointless it undoubtedly is, this FINAL BROADCAST will dive deep into the fall of 1973, when Karen Carpenter briefly attended college before working the night shift at Sipler Plastics in Doylestown, PA, while kids Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly and KrOB sopped up the hard-earned tax dollars of the Silent Majority. So fondly we recall.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: The inevitable tragedy of a public education.


Chatroom History
January 31, 2017 10:00pm - 12:30am

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