In a time when only Zen Masters are able to read entire sentences and the 45-Second Cat Video has been deemed our civilization's crowning cultural achievement, Karen Carpenter & Dr. Fiasco celebrate the DEATH OF ATTENTION in this week's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. And even though we were not raised by Grand Theft Auto , we say "Good Riddance!" as we can now turn our attention span into attention spin, and finally put down without guilt that book about Chilean poets in Mexico who run away to some desert, why the desert, I totally would go to Acapulco or something, wasn't it Elvis who did a movie in Acapulco? No, that was Hawaii, was Don Ho in it too, he was like the Hawaiian Rat Pack, only it was just one rat instead of a pack, do rats even run in packs? Wolves run in packs, but not for long thanks to Sarah Palin.

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NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Radio Valencia's only show with large type and lots of pictures.