Remember when Bill Paxton was in an Oingo Boingo style new wave band? We do. Remember when Bill Paxton starred alongside Bill Pullman to dissect Bud Cort's brain onscreen? We do. Remember when Werner Herzog tried to kill Klaus Kinski and a famous artist made seven hours of art films about a muscle in the scrotum? We do. REMEMBER WHEN LA LA LAND DIDN'T WIN THE OSCAR FOR BEST PICTURE? OH WE SURE AS FUCK DO.