Everyone knows that NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is a disaster, causing needless suffering of every hearing patient, without exception. PERIOD. As promised during the campaign, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND will be immediately discontinued and eventually replaced by NOSEHAIRLINTGLANDCARE, which is really beautiful, believe me. During the 6+ years since the "broadcast" was approved by the Radio Valencia Board of Directors (Total Losers!), NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND has lost 57 million listeners. However, roughly 7-10 still regularly subscribe and expect something for the tax dollars they neither earned nor paid. NO more shall this travesty continue! NOSEHAIRLINTGLANDCARE guarantees there will be fewer listeners than existed before "internet radio" was discovered by Philo Farnsworth. Instead of podcasts, NOSEHAIRLINTGLANDCARE will enable you to decide how to best spend your listening time with tax-free Audio Savings Accounts, putting off the dreaded ear pain until retirement. And you can keep your DJs! Yes, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly and KrOB will always be producing the FINAL BROADCAST, but now through house music, In Your House, when you least expect it! 100% Coverage! Oh and those "Death Panels"? Dead Air Panels! The people have spoken, get over it.

NOSEHAIRLINTGLANDCARE: Nobody knew that radio was so complicated.


Chatroom History
March 28, 2017 10:00pm - 12:30am

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