Nothing in life is as certain as death and taxes... but thanks to the Republican Party (no, really.., thanks) we only have death to play around with these days. But what's a better theme in its finality for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, where Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco go beyond the Great Beyond to the great chagrin of the departed. Call in with your stories of those who have left this plane while we fill our studio with a whole bunch of LIVING, BREATHING GUESTS such as Bob-Marc The Mission Martian, Puzzling Evidence (now tolerated in 38 states) and Dr. Fiasco's long-lost and recently found cousin, the unfinished and unauthorized Ernest Hemingway Fiasco, straight out of the inhospitable jungles of Brazil. Listen in suspended disbelief as we shake our collective fist at the ridiculousness of life.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, We Really Kill in Colma.