In reviews of popular culture, there is one stale technique second only to the creation of "Best/Worst" lists that challenges the immeasurable intellect of the above average viewer, and that is the death match. Take two vaguely similar productions and compare them as if they were candidates for sending on our next interstellar space probe to represent the pinnacle of human-like civilization. Setting aside the futility of shipping a show screener to the Tribble-Eaters of Regulus 9 when the program already has several years headstart traveling at the speed of light, coming to consensus about which show is superior serves a necessary role in human self-identification and acceptable public self-stimulation. In tonight's exercise, and accepting that Twin Peaks is not eligible (because 1. the 3rd season hasn't finished broadcasting, and 2. there is debate if Twin Peaks even originates on Earth), we are left with two other shows to fight it out. The obvious pre-qualifiers are:

- must be a western

- must employ exceptional Old World dialogue issued from illiterate cowboys

- must have a main character played by an Englishman

That both shows were filmed on the same location is just gravy, according to media archivists Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly and KrOB. An entirefully appropriatedly presentationment fitting for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND.


NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Listeners are given the option to pick a White Hat or a Black Hat.

Chatroom History
July 25, 2017 10:00pm - 12:30am

vj pussycat: what's new, nhlg? (10:42pm)
Dial: Anyone home? (12:02am)
Dial: Meaning chatterbox (12:02am)
Habdle Fresco: Hola Jah Frass Hola Chapin! (12:13am)