THE FINAL BROADCAST
THE NATIVES ARE RESTLESS (... or The San Francisco Guide to Rioting)
August 17, 2011 10:00pm
There comes a time when the People have had enough and rise up.
And that time is when you turn off their cell phones in the subway or when someone in London decides they'd like a free sneaker or flat screen TV.
In tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco examine the underlying socio-political-economical and hair-related causes of today's popular dissatisfaction with the current status quo and shed absolutely no light whatsoever on the subject. But by Zeus, it will make you mad as hell and you won't take this any more. By "this" we mean probably the aforementioned radio show. Call us on our Tepid Line at 415-875-9051 and let it fly like Mussolini out of the window about how the Solar System is so unfair or why Frank Chu must be stopped. Or whatever.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, We Shall Undercome.
And that time is when you turn off their cell phones in the subway or when someone in London decides they'd like a free sneaker or flat screen TV.
In tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco examine the underlying socio-political-economical and hair-related causes of today's popular dissatisfaction with the current status quo and shed absolutely no light whatsoever on the subject. But by Zeus, it will make you mad as hell and you won't take this any more. By "this" we mean probably the aforementioned radio show. Call us on our Tepid Line at 415-875-9051 and let it fly like Mussolini out of the window about how the Solar System is so unfair or why Frank Chu must be stopped. Or whatever.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, We Shall Undercome.
