We weren't here last week. Did you even notice? You didn't, you insensitive cad, and to make up for it you need to listen to us this week as we cover a scintillating array of topics like:

* Does farting count as "friendly fire?"
* Chuck Norris and the U.N. agree, but Chuck is too busy doing roundhouse kicks to understand that.
* You pay your doctor; if he kills your brother, can you kill your doctor for money?
* Our favorite sterotyping game: guess the country!
* Necessity of knowing what you're packing before lending library books highly overestimated, court declares.
* Made in China: holy books filled with errors
* Made in China: American civil rights leaders
* Made in China: really expensive dogs that are NOT for eating
* Made in China: virgins, apparently
* Progressive Dutch solve asylum crisis with game show
* Mega-rare Buddhist flower, possible slime mold
* "Wait, you mean I can just waltz into any museum and snort a dead animal to get a hardon?"
* What I did on my Summer vacation, goofy American fighting for Libyan rebels edition
* The War on Fun continues... in Iran
* If you urinate in an abandoned house filled with donuts, don't buy donuts next door
* Many more too asinine to list!


Of course we will have our usual selection of fine musical selections,

* Blathering old Jews -- no, really!
* Dub reggae with a Laotian khene, khaen, khein, however those Louses spell it.
* "Tequila" as heard in a disco in Spain in 1978.
* Some plinky Chinese shit, you know what I mean Orin.
* The famous "Yok Yok" song (we promise to sing the lyrics we know)
* Macedonian pop
* Palestinian pop
* Cambodian pop
* Ok, you have heard of Sublime Frequencies right?
* Eskimo throatsinging, but only if you're good

Please do tune in. There will be prizes! We will consider sharing some, but probably won't.