With more post-graduate degrees than a cheap thermometer, the hosts of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND know a thing or so about Null Ledge. Along with the respect (and special parking permit) that comes with that diploma from Devries Institute for Christian Cosmetology and Diesel Engine Repair, they are fully-qualified educationalists.

So, for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco will be flaunting their book lurnin',passing notes to each other, describing the color beige to the blind, giving away scholarships to Federal State Community College, discussing the latest research at the world-class Fiasco Institute of Technology & Body Shop and later teach the new kids of Radio Valencia to spin like deadheads until their lunch money flies free. That'll learn 'em.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: As much fun as a field trip to a field.