Welcome to the place members of our community call home, yes, home sweet home. We built it with civic pride and dignity and populated it with friendly colorful characters. We feel safe and are very proud of our municipal government. Through our public safety patrols, we are kept in order and we are protected form unlawful and disrupting influences. Our town is indeed a good place to live!

Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco will use their FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT LAND to celebrate the perfect union of our educated citizenry, our enlightened local leaders, the gleaming infrastructure they built and the local merchants that bring ideal consumer items within our reach. It will be audio equivalent of Pat Boone on a golf course.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: we're moving to Orinda next week.