Where to start... where... *on Earth* to start... get it? Cause, we do a show about weird and interesting stuff around the world, and I said "where on Earth", and... nevermind. That joke's probably over your head anyways.

GUESS THE COUNTRY
* prizes!
* dumb banter!
* ethnic/national stereotyping!
* Lynae says she's tired of having to guess all the time!
* someone please for gawdssakes call in or chat!
* no Googling. I'm serious, NO GOOGLING.

MUSIC
* Orgasmatron
* You're Cheatin' Heart
* Delilah
* man, don't we have any foreign covers of happy, nice songs?
* Rape Me

ANIMAL STORIES:
* piranhas
* beeeees!
* hedgehogs, lots of hedgehogs
* frogs (the French)
* frogs (juice only)
* Adolf Hitler

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT A GUESS THE COUNTRY
* schools raided by police; police say "stop studying"
* "Jesus Christ, Superstar" center of media corruption plot
* familiy sedans used as stunt cars by spoiled rich a-holes
* cheap car made less cheap by addition of 176 pounds of gold
* vice defendants: "our P.M. loves whores even more"
* corpse alarms: more useful than you think
* singing garbage cans decrease litter, increase stupid
* Butter shortages! Fat taxes! Mass hysteria!
* Rent-a-country... in Europe, even! Only $70K! Wait, really?
* accidental Hipsters; hint: they're old people
* topless Virgin Mary causes crime Cf. "Mariolatry is not a joke!"
* Irn-bru blah .scot domain yadda yadda distraght over new Italian accent
* radio station gives out AK-47, hand granades... you know, for kids
* free helicopter rides for kids! In a warzone!
* solar panel factory closes after pollution protests

BONUS: a polyglot dictionary entrepreneur/unicycling evangelist/space survivalist who is NOT Japanese.

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