THE FINAL BROADCAST
FOR A FISTFUL OF DRACHMAS
October 26, 2011 10:00pm
In tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter & Dr. Fiasco will celebrate the miraculous worldwide economic recovery driven by huge sales of Guy Fawkes masks and camping equipment by (temporarily) occupying the wood-paneled studios of Radio Valencia.
In related news, Dr. Fiasco and Mrs. Dr. Fiasco have recently returned from their trip to Greece. It was closed. But the Oakland PD should definitely consider visiting, they'd have a smashing time in Athens. And with Dr. Fiasco laughing all the way to the bank now that the Yanni Commemorative Drachmas he bought from the Franklin Mint in 1987 are going to be legal tender, the party will rage in the rarefied confines of the Radio Valencia studios as Karen Carpenter will distribute Greek Treasury Bonds in the form of IOUs signed by Zorba himself to every third caller (415-875-9051). Zorba Sanchez, the muffler guy at House of Brakes, that is.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE. Better than horrendous but worse than attractive...
In related news, Dr. Fiasco and Mrs. Dr. Fiasco have recently returned from their trip to Greece. It was closed. But the Oakland PD should definitely consider visiting, they'd have a smashing time in Athens. And with Dr. Fiasco laughing all the way to the bank now that the Yanni Commemorative Drachmas he bought from the Franklin Mint in 1987 are going to be legal tender, the party will rage in the rarefied confines of the Radio Valencia studios as Karen Carpenter will distribute Greek Treasury Bonds in the form of IOUs signed by Zorba himself to every third caller (415-875-9051). Zorba Sanchez, the muffler guy at House of Brakes, that is.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE. Better than horrendous but worse than attractive...
