THE FINAL BROADCAST
THE COST OF WEALTH
November 2, 2011 10:00pm
In tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter & Dr. Fiasco conduct an exploration of the inverse relationship between increased disposable income and money's limited power to purchase anything of actual value... by which we ask "Do the wealth creators really want to spend more time with their kids?". Yes, indeed, it is very very expensive to be wealthy!
And it does follow that Money does not bring Happiness. However, Money does send a white stretch Hummer limo to pick up Happiness at her place, puts Happiness in a private jet incrusted with Swarovski crystals and delivers Happiness to your door just in time for your Ivy League Snobs Anonymous meeting.
By illuminating the struggles of the very rich to avoid taxes, supermarkets and family reunions and to live with Dignity (Dignity Gutierrez, the Nicaraguan governess that is), NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND will spread empathy to 1% of our listeners. A demographic triumph.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: The show where money isn't everything, but it's 100%. Also, Home of the Christopher Cross Whale Song. No, seriously.
And it does follow that Money does not bring Happiness. However, Money does send a white stretch Hummer limo to pick up Happiness at her place, puts Happiness in a private jet incrusted with Swarovski crystals and delivers Happiness to your door just in time for your Ivy League Snobs Anonymous meeting.
By illuminating the struggles of the very rich to avoid taxes, supermarkets and family reunions and to live with Dignity (Dignity Gutierrez, the Nicaraguan governess that is), NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND will spread empathy to 1% of our listeners. A demographic triumph.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: The show where money isn't everything, but it's 100%. Also, Home of the Christopher Cross Whale Song. No, seriously.
