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Zebest Unpronounceable is Best Unpronounceable
November 16, 2011 4:00pm

 

Radio Unpronounceable
Zebest Unpronounceable is Best Unpronounceable
Wow, we really liked this show. It was excellent, even though it was mostly us talking. Wait! Don't go!

No, really, there's a lot of good stuff, such as our...
STORIES OF UNPRONOUNCEABILITY
* Calls for cats resignation; "that cat won't hunt", say lawmakers
* High school, Obama fisheries fights giant jellyfish by inventing new caramel candy for astronauts
* If only there were a way to make travel tours less boring -- I've got it! Afghanistan!
* A real-life, true-blue, button-your-shoe sandal scandal
* "Sure, the vet bill costs thousands, but it's our national ridiculously cute animal"
* Grab a dude's butt? That's a lashin'
* Iron Pastry Chef: Greece -- this week's special ingredient... cocaine!
* Donkey legally runs for Mayor, takes no kickbacks
* Atsa spicy curry! I'm going to the hospital now, as my usual diet is oats and herring
* Britons: wipe before texting, it's gross
* Meanwhile in Holland: here, shit in this plastic bag
* No sex please, we're over 60
* Special! Lightning Round... Round the World


It's not quite a...
MELANGE OF A MILIEU
* We visit scenic North Korea! ...'s official website.
* North Korean worker's paradise created in underwear factory using choco pie currency
* Oh, sorry, this is the story about the North Korean underwear factory (with porn connection!)
* There are only 2 bands in North Korea; 1 of them wears short shorts (who wears short-shorts?)
* A thoughtful, in-depth analysis of the political realities of a country where freedom NOPE BORING


Sure it was mostly a talk-ing show, but we had still managed to pack in some good...
MUSIC OF INCOMPREHENSION
* lots of Beatles covers, because we have to kill time somehow
* Beegees covers, because we have to kill our listenership somehow
* Throat-singing metal, metal throat-singing, who knows?
* Military "top brass" from Ka-ree-ar

GUESS THE COUNTRY
* Nah, don't
* That game is hard sometimes

Tune in! Let your earholes do the walking! It's healthy! It sounds unhygienic but it's actually probably good for you, maybe. I'm not a doctor.


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