If you're reading this, we'd like to thank you. Really. We'd be nothing without our audience, and we'd like you to know... that we don't know what that means. It sure sounds good though. Anyway, happy Turkey Day. Which reminds me...

You should have seen this coming:
MELANGE OF A MILIEU: TURKEY!
* Ever wonder what turkey is called in Turkey? A ridiculous "Who's On first/royale with cheese" scenario ensues.
* A thoughtful critique of Turkish film adaptaions
* Adaptations like Star Trek, Star Wars, Superman, E.T., The Exorcist, Rocky, Rambo, Wizard of Oz... uh...
* Pirates of the Caribbean?
* Interesting "facts" about Turkey
* If they're called fairy chimneys, where are the fairies?
* Stories from the weird side of the transcontinental country, i.e. both sides
* Istanbul (Not Constantinople) (Not Byzantium Either): a retrospective
* Orin will probably start talking about geology, at which point it's time to move on to...

MUSIC OF UNPRONOUNCEABILITY
* Turkish Delight provided for all
* Psych funk folk garage psychedelic protest rock
* Psych funk folk garage psychedelic protest rock, volume 2
* Why are there always 2 volumes?
* Ye olde Turkiye musique
* I guess we might play "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" once, a little

GUESS THE COUNTRY
* Today's super-secret hint: some of these may be Turkey