In another of this programme's continuing scientific studies, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND replaced a genteel Southern family's breadwinner with Dr. Fiasco, the Brazilian Asstronaut. The digitally-wired and asbestos underwear-wearing Dr. Fiasco was dropped deep into Family territory, armed only with his primal wits and a CD box set of Allen Ginsberg's poetry. He was instructed to put his elbows on the table, talk incessantly about gay marriage and the Occupy movement while demanding vegan meals he refuses to eat. Remember, the 1st rule about Thanksgiving is no one talks about their feelings until the 1st punch is thrown.

Join this week's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND as Karen Carpenter, Telephonic Dr. Fiasco, and SPECIAL GUEST Bob-Marc, The Mission Martian, question why genetic entanglements and seasonal holidays are allowed to intersect. Just whose idea was that, anyway?

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Please pass the pepper.