Everyone knows the only people who care about Inner Beauty are interior decorators. And in the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Dr. Fiasco, Karen Carpenter and Bob Marc the Mission Martian Hipster will be the judges, jury and executoners of the first beauty pageant for people with great faces for radio. Listen as they demonstrate their talents and sashay in their bathing suits while the hapless show hosts try to make a entire radio show out of this inane premise.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Little Prince our asses.